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Default Hints & Tips on getting and keeping Girls - 07-21-2003, 09:39 PM

....and I don't mean tying them up and hiding them in your attic strik0r hake:

Girls, they're a mystery aren't they. I mean I'm no super-stud who has a different ladyfriend each month (its every two weeks) but how do you keep your girl happy, coming back for more?? or if you're single you can pick up top tips from Germ as his prostitute ratio has tripled in recent days, I don't know how he does it tho he tells me its coz of his friend master card

Shit, well I don't know if its me but my gf goes ballistic if I go near her feet, like she comes out of the shower and I'd pounce on her, hold her down and suck her toes. I mean, at first I thought she'd hate it but my god she was moanin like a good'un, aiiiiiight.
Some guys like it, some don't but i'm sure a spanish kiss is liked by most girls (like a french kiss but further south)

Any top tips to make her go wild?!? Shovels? rubber gloves? cardboard apple juice cartons? carrots??

Ydiss, I'm sure that baby didn't get there by some strange coincidence, something had to have happened to make her tummy swell and no 'she ate all the pies' excuses


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Default 07-21-2003, 09:42 PM

suck on toes?

ugh i think imma be sick oOo:
  
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Default 07-21-2003, 09:47 PM

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suck on toes?

ugh i think imma be sick oOo:
Don't knock it till ya try it, or give it or........well she likes it so umm yea, lmao, Tho if i tickle her she belts me in the face

different strokes for different folks freak:


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Default 07-21-2003, 09:49 PM

Here is a true story, it happened to me.

I got off with an older woman, she was 30 something, quite attractive, but the whole town had had her at some point.
Anyway, i was banging away with her, and really wasnt doing anything for her, im considered to be quite well hung, but with this woman it was like throwing a chip up an alley.
I asked her if there was anything that would help her.

Her answer will go to my grave with me.

"have you got something like a cricket bat? how about that ornament on your shelf?"

So mr miyagi, try a cricket bat...... or other house hold objects.

nothing wrong with toe sucking... mmm its quite a turn on for some girls.
  
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Default 07-21-2003, 09:53 PM

haha banging the town tramp...good for you
  
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Default 07-21-2003, 09:53 PM

fuck dat, i am NOT sucking on a toe to get laid
  
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Default 07-21-2003, 09:56 PM

Well, there's really no secret to it. Women like to have orgasms....it's that simple. All you need to do is find the magic spot and hit it hard.

Whenever i liked a girl and wanted to hang with her longer, i'd make her reach her peak everytime. After that, i was in control.


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Default 07-21-2003, 11:38 PM

...yes, that's good advice from Arkan...THE CLITORIS! , Gentlemen, it's your mission to
A) find it, and B) gently manipulate it till her toes curl and she's primed to, and in fact does,
go off. This objective must be achieved...if not by your "dude", then tongue or fingers
or even Bandalores, will suffice. Just ask yourself...would you like an orgasm with your sex?
...well so would she...IF YOU DON'T MIND!!!


...so there it is Gentlemen, Operation"DEVILS DOORBELL"...good luck.
  
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Default 07-22-2003, 01:24 AM

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fuck dat, i am NOT sucking on a toe to get laid
oviously a male shovenast, or a 13 yr old
  
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Default 07-22-2003, 01:28 AM

or someone who doesn't think a man should go out of his way and change his entire lifestyle just to please some bitch so she'll put out
  
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deffinitly male shovenist
  
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Default 07-22-2003, 01:36 AM

i prefer the term isolationist
  
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Default 07-22-2003, 04:35 AM

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i prefer the term isolationist
...i never would have thought oOo:
  
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Default 07-22-2003, 08:37 AM

sucking toes? well iv never had a girl ask me that. i dont think i would either unless she cleaned them well.
  
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Default 07-22-2003, 08:44 AM

You know the best way to please your girl? Ask her what she likes.

Sounds obvious, doesn't it? Well, you'd be surprised how many men overlook this one simple thing. If you take the time to find out what buttons your chick likes pushed, you'll reap the benefits.

If she's shy about talking about that sorta thing, ease her into it by trying certain things and asking if she likes it. You can get one of three responses:

1. A horrified look of pure disgust
2. A reassurance that she likes what your doing and would like you to continue
3. Eyes rolling back in the head, toes curling, and too orgasmic to even speak

Talk to your girl, fellas. They like that kinda crap. heh heh


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