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07-30-2003, 09:53 PM
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over the doggie came over and gave her a bone of his own.
oOo: eek:
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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07-30-2003, 09:54 PM
lmao, you make that up all by yourself? yes? you're sick oOo:
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07-30-2003, 09:59 PM
lol, g1 gerv
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07-30-2003, 10:03 PM
Hickory dickory dock
your mouth is around my cock
the clock struck two
you sapped my goo
and barfed all over a rock.
OH! OH! OH!
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07-30-2003, 10:11 PM
wtf?
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07-30-2003, 10:19 PM
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
It doesnt cos the cops raided it and confiscated my weed.
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Who you calling black you racist peice of wool grabbing shit!
Jack and Jill Went up the hill and shagged upon the well wall
Jack felt ill, Jill wasnt on the pill and jacks world became a hell hole.
Was it you who did the pushin'?
Put the stain upon the cushion?
Foot steps on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you you sly-wood pecker?
Got into my girl rebecca?
If it was you'd better leave this town.
Yes t'was i who did the pushin'
Put the stain upon the cushion
Foot steps on the dashboard upside down.
But ever since i've had your daughter,
I've had trouble passing water
So i guess we're even all around.
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07-30-2003, 10:28 PM
penis.
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07-30-2003, 10:29 PM
[quote="Super 61":0ca92]penis.[/quote:0ca92]
...because it's good for you.
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07-30-2003, 10:30 PM
Fee Fi Fo Fum
I licked the cum out of a gay mans bum!
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07-30-2003, 10:31 PM
Why the fuck did I just type that?
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07-30-2003, 10:32 PM
Peyote?
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07-30-2003, 10:38 PM
dude , nothin was funnier than listening to dice call up O & A , and they would just tool on him lmao!
"yambag!" rofl
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07-31-2003, 12:21 AM
[quote="ED! Ban #127":31284]Why the fuck did I just type that?[/quote:31284]
.....ROFL.
GG, Ed.
Penis, Penis, Penis,
how do you grow so big?
Because whenever i need you, you look like a fucking twig.
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07-31-2003, 09:33 AM
Little Bo Peep
Fucked a sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once,
but TWICE!
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07-31-2003, 10:25 AM
Jack and jill went up a hill
to get some hanky panky
jill forgot to take her pill
and now theres little franky
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