Man trained his dog to give the nazi salute

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · **Man trained his dog to give the nazi salute -** 10-15-2003, 11:58 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3194360.stm

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A man who allegedly trained his dog to give a raised-arm Hitler salute has been charged with breaching Germany's strict anti-Nazi laws.

The dog's 54-year-old owner was questioned by police after members of the public in the Berlin suburb of Lichtenrade complained that they had see the two of them saluting together.

The dog, a German shepherd crossbreed named Adolf after the German dictator, is also said to have performed the trick in front of two policemen.

The man, named only as Roland T, is accused of wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Hitler and shouting Nazi slogans.

But Carola Ruff, of a Berlin animal welfare group, said there was nothing strange about Adolf's behaviour.

pest · 10-15-2003, 12:01 PM

Pirates suck. To illustrate this point, I will retell the legend of the pirate dance.

The Pirate Dance

SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth which says “No,” but nothing gross happens.

The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.)

In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard.

Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

The End

-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 10-15-2003, 12:15 PM

geRV · 10-15-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Pirates suck. To illustrate this point, I will retell the legend of the pirate dance.

The Pirate Dance

SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth which says “No,” but nothing gross happens.

The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.)

In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard.

Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

The End

-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

rock:

......what the fuck? stupid:

Tystnad · 10-15-2003, 12:33 PM

Bah. Cant they atleast show a pic of it then?

pest · 10-15-2003, 12:39 PM

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**Re: Man trained his dog to give the nazi salute -** 10-15-2003, 12:41 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5e362]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3194360.stm

[img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39454000/jpg/_39454236_adolf_story2_afp.jpg[/img]

A man who allegedly trained his dog to give a raised-arm Hitler salute has been charged with breaching Germany's strict anti-Nazi laws.

The dog's 54-year-old owner was questioned by police after members of the public in the Berlin suburb of Lichtenrade complained that they had see the two of them saluting together.

The dog, a German shepherd crossbreed named Adolf after the German dictator, is also said to have performed the trick in front of two policemen.

The man, named only as Roland T, is accused of wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Hitler and shouting Nazi slogans.

But Carola Ruff, of a Berlin animal welfare group, said there was nothing strange about Adolf's behaviour.[/quote:5e362]

lol, funny if some MOH fan ran into the dog and clubbed it and the owner with a replica .45 Mike Powell style biggrin:

Bullitt · 10-15-2003, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Pirates suck. To illustrate this point, I will retell the legend of the pirate dance.

The Pirate Dance

SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth which says “No,” but nothing gross happens.

The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.)

In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard.

Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

The End

-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

rock:

......what the fuck? stupid:

that was funnier than hell biggrin:

Tripper · 10-15-2003, 01:56 PM

....But hell isn't that funny......So...1/10 for laughs. eek:

Falco* · 10-15-2003, 02:05 PM

mahaaha nice pest

i hate pirates now hellfire:

Short Hand · 10-15-2003, 02:07 PM

What happens if the dog does that in it's next family ? Will that family be charged or some shit wtf ? calmdown:

Tripper · 10-15-2003, 02:14 PM

[quote="Short Hand":ae2fc]What happens if the dog does that in it's next family ? Will that family be charged or some shit wtf ? calmdown:[/quote:ae2fc]

I think a nazi salute from a dog would look like nothing, unless it was labelled a nazi salute.

10-15-2003, 02:23 PM

[quote="Short Hand":93bb7]What happens if the dog does that in it's next family ? Will that family be charged or some shit wtf ? calmdown:[/quote:93bb7]

I think the dog only did the salute when told to,
if I was the next owner I'd re-train him to do the American salute and pushups like a Marine biggrin:

Hollywood · 10-15-2003, 02:33 PM

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Dr. Deleto · 10-15-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Pirates suck. To illustrate this point, I will retell the legend of the pirate dance.

The Pirate Dance

SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth which says “No,” but nothing gross happens.

The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.)

In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard.

Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

The End

-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

rock:

holy shit! ed: