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Default funny irc chats - 11-29-2003, 05:50 PM

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* ion has joined #sp
<ion> today's my birthday
<deMoN> yo happy bday man
<ion> thanks, my dad brought me a new case home from his work today
<ion> ok, it's not a new case, it's my old one...i didnt like the gray metal frame so i wanted to change the color
<plague> What color?
<ion> gold. i was going to spray paint it, but it would have ended up melting. so my dad said he'd take it to work
<ion> he works at this metal coating place
<ion> just brought it home today. looks awesome
<plague> So you have a gold plated tower?
<ion> no it's not gold...something else...let me go ask
<ion> copper. it's copper
<plague> Copper plated?? Is it running right now?
<ion> no dude...on my other pc..i just finished hooking up the mobo and stuff, i'm about to start it
<ion> stand back
<plague> Before you turn it on...I think you should know something...
* ion has quit IRC (No Route to Host)
<plague> Copper is a conductor of electricity.
<deMoN> think we should have told him?
<zeff> nah, it's funnier this way.
<plague> of course...<>
Comment: the fuse box in his house was fried. knocked the power out.
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#29482 (453/639)

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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#30454 (374/464)

(Sprite): boiled egg?
(Sprite): im a spack cook
(LoneGun): sprite just do in microwave for like 2 mins
(Sprite): on it's own lonegun ?
(LoneGun): aye sprite
(Ched): 2 mins
(Ched): for 650 watt microwave
(Sprite): so a egg, in a bowl, on it's own for 2 mins in a microwave ?
(Sprite): n1 im off to cook
(Sprite): k guys
(Sprite): u guys are cocks
(Sprite): the egg just blow up
Comment: Cooking in #digwar (quakenet) with the unsuspecting sprite. His cullinary1skills are now renowned as a result.
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#1578 (343/527)

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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#29166 (333/517)

<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
<BoZmAn20> wait
<BoZmAn20> Shit.
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#369 (310/534)

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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#4281 (305/553)

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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#4753 (302/498)

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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#5300 (302/556)

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
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#4680 (299/485)

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
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#3936 (281/469)

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
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#15641 (281/531)

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
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#29168 (280/460)

<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
<Arai> Not wanking.
<Arai> I wipe my ass with my left hand.
<Vhabion> I use toillet paper
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#29230 (276/512)

<idsif> you're smarter than the average american
<ascian> of course. i'm canadian.
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#5273 (262/532)

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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#4848 (257/523)

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
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#5301 (250/456)

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
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#29167 (238/470)

<Digga> they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK?
<Digga> it sounded like someone just tried to kick the door in
<Digga> brb
<Digga> i open the door
<Digga> someone's lying there
<Jiggaboy> wtf
<Digga> they came to deliver a pizza leaflet
<Digga> tripped up the step
<Digga> smashed into the door
<Digga> and fell over
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#6824 (237/453)

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
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#5523 (237/473)

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
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#6460 (235/495)

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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#29152 (234/456)

<luqin> senior year
<luqin> my roomate is on a job interview for sam adams
<luqin> he's on a ridealong with a sales guy
<luqin> they start talking about music
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "gwen stefani is pretty hot"
<luqin> my roomate is trying to be professional
<luqin> says "yeah she's pretty attractive"
<MadHack-> heh
<luqin> 30 seconds of silence
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "I'd eat her ass"
<dave__> HAHAHAHAHA
<MadHack-> ahahahahaha
<erobbins> HAHAHAHAHA
<russur> HAHAHAHAHA
<dave__> fuck i just spit out my lemonade
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#2605 (234/482)

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.
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#12431 (226/460)

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
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#3935 (209/463)

*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
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#5863 (208/428)

<mp> i am convinced i am a woman
<Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?
<mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit
<mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain
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#30020 (169/285)

**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**
(19:22:54)<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
(19:22:59)<Naive-EOC> Dead?
(19:23:01)<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
(19:23:02)<Ball-licker> In jail?
(19:23:06)<Humur> Killing each other?
(19:23:08)<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
(19:23:09)<Sailym> Covered in blood?
(19:23:11)<Humur> 5$ a piece?
(19:23:13)<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
(19:23:20)<Jaayy> ...
(19:23:31)<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
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#24 (157/301)

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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#30033 (138/204)

<Backslash> So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night
<Backslash> Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed
<Backslash> Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didn’t have the heart to wake her up so I slept on the couch downstairs
<Backslash> Like a month later I’m over at her house with a bunch of her friends and since there was no where to sleep I slept on the couch again
<Backslash> The next morning during breakfast one of her friends says you look tired
<Backslash> and I was like yeah I didn’t sleep great I’m kinda used to my bed
<Backslash> then my friend goes yeah your bed is awesome!
<Backslash> I froze and glanced over at her parents who gave me the most evil look I have ever seen…
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#33 (133/253)

[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
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#16 (132/230)

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
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#30108 (127/195)

<@manero> this song sounds like a fucking fire alarm
<@manero> BEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<@manero> oh shit
<@manero> IT IS THE FIRE ALARM
<@manero> hahah fuck me bbrk
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#29886 (124/174)

<Garf> Did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards in most IRC clients?
<Garf> .ereh ti did I ?eeS
* Parts: Bamral (B1@xiph-IALHNG.ne.client2.attbi.com)
* Parts: Benjamin_L (~BenjaminL@xiph-IEIAFM.dip.t-dialin.net)
* Parts: menno (menno@cal16a041.student.utwente.nl)
* Parts: TheLink (TheLink@p213.54.189.36.tisdip.tiscali.de)
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#98 (114/192)

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
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#291 (112/190)

<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area
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#6441 (112/236)

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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#29696 (110/174)

riddledscars: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
riddledscars: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
riddledscars: and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
riddledscars: and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
riddledscars: and I actually laughed out loud
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#18 (104/216)

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
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#29707 (100/158)

<danamania> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of peoples last meal requests in texas
<danamania> before execution.
<danamania> lots of cheeseburgers there
<Hamster> oh thats really sad
<Hamster> it looks like criminals drink coke. pepsi marketing needs to get hold of this
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#38 (100/186)

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
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#29996 (95/185)

<@Rad_the_Hedgehog> !seen Jesus
<@DPI> Jesus is on the channel right now (as Ron) !
<+Ron> Oh my dad, I've been discovered.
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#31 (94/230)

<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
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#9497 (91/129)

@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?
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#29640 (91/169)

<liquex> w00t
* liquex is the happiest man alive
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> w00t
<Gnimsh> hey liqqy
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> liqqy scored
<liquex> dude
<liquex> how did you know
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lol
<liquex> were you watching my webcam?
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lmao
<Gnimsh> lmao
<liquex> seriously i wanna know how you knew
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#29631 (90/156)

(joe) what do or did you do wedsday dil?
(@Dilandou) i dressed in drag and hung around in bars.
(@Dilandou) why?
? Joins: joe-y (joe@dialup-171.75.103.181.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net)
(joe-y) stupid dialup ...what was ur answer?
(@Dilandou) i did some php coding. why?
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#55 (80/158)

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
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#23 (80/198)

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it
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#29818 (71/155)

<Optima|Kraft> http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/ ... index.html
<Parak> great
<Parak> soon we're all going to be mutants
<Optima|Kraft> tru
<Matrim> However, cognitive functions such as memory and response times were boosted by both 3G signals and the current signals, the study found. It said people became more alert when they were exposed to both.
<Matrim> fuckin' sweet
<Matrim> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> However, reproductive functions such as erection and ejaculation times were boosted by both hentai and the anime signals, the study found. It said people became more horny when they were exposed to both.
<Parak> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> :/
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#29634 (69/141)

[Asking for pictures.]
<Yosh^Yosh> you have to gain my trust for that :P
<Factotum> Fair enough, Yosh.
<Yosh^Yosh> ah, almost XD
<Yosh^Yosh> but i don't like the thought of you underssing me with your eyes :P
<CraiDt> How do we gain your trust Yoshiewoshieboshie
<CraiDt> And we don't do that with our eyes, we have photoshop for that
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<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me
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Default 11-29-2003, 06:09 PM

wow those are great....i love this one...

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!


  
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Default 11-29-2003, 06:18 PM

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Default 11-29-2003, 06:23 PM

<FERICH> Talk gays.
<FERICH> Fuck it, I'll talk to myself.
<FERICH> YO MAN DID YOU SEE THE DEMO!?! FOR COD!11
<FERICH> omg n00b i kiled 8 nazis on 1337 mode
<FERICH> YOU SUCKA LIAR!11 H4X@!111
<FERICH> stfu n00b, ive been sniping n00bs before you were even born
<FERICH> THATS PRETTY FUNNY, CONSIDERING IM 900 YEARS OLD
<FERICH> stfu n00b
  
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Default 11-29-2003, 06:25 PM

you got those from bash.org uh
  
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Default 11-29-2003, 07:31 PM

yea
  
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Default 11-29-2003, 10:44 PM

lmao

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
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Default 11-29-2003, 10:51 PM

<DoomOnYou> i really could set up a timer to say nein and zubafel at random intervals then go away for like a month and no one would notice
  
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Default 11-29-2003, 11:03 PM

bad_clown4u> hey ice berg do you remember you first bj
_ICE_BERG6> WHY U CRUISIN FOR ASS U PEDO
emo_92> 86
_CoolBreeze_USA> ur mom is crabs
_ICE_BERG6> YA TY CLOWN WAS VERY GOOD
ST_Cmdr_Helix1> ur dad is worms
bad_clown4u> how did it taste




HyperThread> hey fik is it true that you tried to blow your brains out but missed?
Air_Vet_MC> Jews make the Best lawyers
tucuico> somewone help me?
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> that is not the demonstration
RAF19_Combat1> its ing old chap not en
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> yes, i hit yours instead hyper
_pipercub_> flyer i am lmao @ u
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> i shot you in the foot
HyperThread> oh look another pathetic attempt at humor
tucuico> primo y ahora q???
tucuico> ???//
_pipercub_> he is sad
tucuico> primo???/
_pipercub_> very sad
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> you have my condolances for trying to be funny
CC_Capt_wight> hello
HyperThread> LMAO you can't even be original enough to take it in another direction, how pathetic you really are
_rollin_0n_Dubs> wuv u cranky
HyperThread> PATHETIC
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> are you angry because your poor attempts at mockery backfire and make you look like an idiot?
HyperThread> FIK IS PATHETIC
HyperThread> FIK IS PATHETIC
HyperThread> FIK IS PATHETIC
_pipercub_> u know cranky i know u said not to get personal but the kid lives at home
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> calm yourself my boy
_pipercub_> he is here 24 7
HyperThread> I ain't your "boy", little man
_pipercub_> he lives here in the chat
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> perhaps in a few years, with some ample education you may be so wise as to think of a comeback
CC_Capt_wight> sorry for my in-apropriate language earlier
canky_fl_lx_mC1> CANKY JUZ FUK MC AGAIN
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> but for now i suggest you return to your classes and spend some more money on education
canky_fl_lx_mC1> FOR GUD OL TIMEZ
+MoonSinger> thanx and np wight
canky_fl_lx_mC1> FER GADS SAYX
CRIPES_A_MIGHTY> C U Next Tuesday..lol
canky_fl_lx_mC1> !
tucuico> somewone that helps me please
HyperThread> oh look the moron is telling me to get an education
_pipercub_> i mean the dude lives in his moms basement
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> you ignorant plebian
tucuico> please
_Silky_> ahhhh
HyperThread> funny considering he's probably smelling of baby sh*t still
+MoonSinger> ok ok things seem to be getting rather hostile in here
CRIPES_A_MIGHTY> whats yea prob?..if yea dont say we cant help
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> i bite my thumb at you sir
_pipercub_> thats cause flyher is floodin the chat
HyperThread> LMAO
_pipercub_> and hyper is attackin people
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> and i deliver your mother with a list of complaints
HyperThread> i fart in your general direction
HyperThread> FIK IS PATHETIC
_pipercub_> he launched an unsolicited attack on fik
_pipercub_> hyper needs a time out
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> that is so
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> i demand satisfaction
+MoonSinger> well actually its been gettin outta hand how bout a truce people
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> that this insult to the human race be removed from my chat
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> hyper
_pipercub_> ok i agree to truce as long as hyper is gaged and justice is donew
HyperThread> oh demand whatever the hell you want you'll get nothing from me but the slap of reality i've been giving you
+MoonSinger> go to your respective corners and pleas DONT come out fighting
_pipercub_> see what i mean
_pipercub_> i agree fik
_pipercub_> u didnt even say anything to him
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> hyper you may kneel before me
+MoonSinger> lol Gen
GeN__FiKaTiEr__> and then you may depart at your leisure


komet_> WHY AINT THE HOT CHIX HERE YET!
kilimanjaro_89_> hiya Shades
EURO_CRShades_> kiliiii hiya bud
n_E_eGro> komet will u settle for a shemale
  
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Default 11-30-2003, 02:19 AM

[11:17] <Ferich> Only nerds Pack.
[11:18] <Miscellaneous> i didnt pack... i went out
[11:18] <Trippar> I pack yo.
[11:18] <Trippar> I ant no nerd.
[11:18] <Miscellaneous> yes you are
[11:19] <Trippar> Yeah, I am
[11:19] <Ferich> haha
[11:19] <Miscellaneous> i broke his will
[11:19] <Trippar> I wank, I play computer games, and I chat on IRC with people like you - Me = NERDSTEIN.
[11:19] <Miscellaneous> now to take his verginit... oh wait
[11:20] <Trippar> Nein, my virginity has already been taken by Tom Selleck, Tim Curry and Corey Haim in a big gang bang,
[11:20] <Ferich> lol
[11:20] <Miscellaneous> gang bang eh... sounds hot
[11:22] <Trippar> It was, and then Danny Bonaduce came along with his crack and ruined the whole thing.
  
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Default 12-01-2003, 01:33 AM

how could you miss out this one!

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<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
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Default 12-01-2003, 02:13 AM

[18:48] * Ferich has joined #general-gamers
[18:48] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Ferich
[18:48] <ChanServ> [Ferich] <Innoxx> I'm handsome.
[18:48] <Ferich> !setinfo <Innoxx> I fucked eight dudes this one time.
[18:49] <KTOG> !setinfo <Innoxx> I'm actually black and i hate my own kind. Did i mention i'm a communist also? http://goa*tse.cx
  
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Default 12-01-2003, 02:16 AM

[21:09] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> OMG GUYZ HELLO
[21:10] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> I AM SO NIHILISM
[21:10] <Ferich> AHHH
[21:10] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> TEEMING BROODING DESIRE FRIERY ASHES BURNING DEATH NIHILISM
[21:10] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> THAT'S MY PEOM
[21:10] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> LIEK IT?
[21:10] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> I DON'T CARE
[21:10] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> I AM A REBEL
[21:11] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> SEE THIS IS ME NOT CARING
[21:12] <Ferich> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABraha m Lincoln
[21:12] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> GOOD CHOROLETTE SI MEH FAVORITE GOTH BAND
[21:12] <Trippar> k stfu plz
[21:13] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> OMG STFU
[21:13] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> BLACK PEEPS SUX
[21:13] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> I AHTE THEM
[21:13] <Princesscutegoth2hot4u18> THERE ALWAYS LIKE YO' WASSAP MAH NIGGZZ
  
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Default 12-01-2003, 06:30 PM

GG.net classics.

<Ferich> Are you stoned?
<Ferich> Im not stoned
<Ferich> Are you stoned?
<Ferich> no not me
<Ferich> im not stoned
<Ferich> how about you?
<Ferich> Nah.
<Ferich> Im stoned.
<Ferich> Not me.
<Ferich> Are yous toned?
<Ferich> Yes maybe Im stoned
<Ferich> I dont know
<Ferich> Are you stoned?
<Ferich> Nah, mny ferret is stoned
<Ferich> If jesus stoned?
<Ferich> Hell yes my people.
<Ferich> Is moses stoned?
<Ferich> He's passed out.
<Ferich> Are you stoned?
<Ferich> Nah
<Ferich> How about you are you stoned?
<Ferich> Yes.

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<ShortHand> need a anagram for itp eople
<FERICH> ooh you
<FERICH> Pit o' Pee
<ShortHand> i need a anagram for DLUES
<FERICH> ..wait
<FERICH> damn l
<ShortHand> i need anagram for KNIDCHE
<TRIPPAR> Kind Che

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<DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body thats attatched to them
<NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best invintions ever.
<DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a couple days to enjoy them
  
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