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Default What Name would you use if you were a porn actor - 12-02-2003, 12:30 AM

My suggestions at the moment

Buck Naked
Dick Jammer
Horno Totastador (toaster oven in spanish)
Dick Nasty
Big John Studd
Bob DeKnob
Billy ButPhuker
Max Thrust
Pena Traits
and my personal name if I break in
Shooter McWadd


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Jack Hammer.
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 12:36 AM

Bid dick guy.
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 12:50 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":ca3a4]Jack Hammer.[/quote:ca3a4]


Lol Nice one biggrin:


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Default 12-02-2003, 12:51 AM

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Default 12-02-2003, 12:55 AM

Harry Dick
  
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bigus dickus
  
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Faginer Focker.
  
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Studley Kuntbuster
  
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Adam Mandarin


  
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Master Peice
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 01:33 AM

Brazilian Nuts biggrin:


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...or Gregory Pecker
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 02:15 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":b846b]Studley Kuntbuster [/quote:b846b]

fuckin lmao !!!!!!!11

i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

my cats name was smokey , and my street is Artesian smokey artesian.

however, that one is gay. sometimes they can be pretty good. oOo:
  
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