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01-01-2004, 08:26 PM
This guy walks into a bar, and, two steps in, he realizes its gay bar. But, what the heck, he says. I really want a drink.
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, Whats the name of your pecker?
The customer says, Look, Im not into any of that. All I want a drink.
The gay waiter says, Im sorry, but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your pecker. Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the slogan Just Do It. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because It Really Satisfies!
The customer looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So, the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, Hey bud, whats the name of your pecker?
The man looks back and says with a smile, TIMEX. The thirsty customer asks, Why Timex? The fella proudly replies, Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita, and says, So, what do you call your pecker?
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD, because Quality is Job 1. Then he adds, Have you driven a Ford, lately?
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his pecker. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, The name of my pecker is Secret. Now give me my beer.
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, Why secret?
The customer says, Because its STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
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01-01-2004, 08:30 PM
where is t3h funneh?? you not t3h funneh! annoy:
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01-01-2004, 08:45 PM
Boooooooooooring.
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01-01-2004, 09:04 PM
*Yawn*
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01-01-2004, 09:08 PM
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/casby2.jpg[/img]
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01-01-2004, 09:13 PM
I would of accepted Clifford, the big red dog.
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01-01-2004, 09:16 PM
[img]http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j3harmal/42bc3fd53e7406d2938a3.gif[/img]
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01-01-2004, 09:49 PM
[quote:4da0d]I would of accepted Clifford, the big red dog.
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sweet
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01-01-2004, 09:56 PM
i actually found that funny.... if i heard a stand up comic tell that one, i'd be ROFLOL
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01-01-2004, 11:16 PM
ok...yawn long read and the punch line took too long. was good though just needs to lose some of the other gay men. maybe 2 max but there were too many in there.
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01-02-2004, 01:02 PM
Joke wasn't really that bad. flamethrower:
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01-02-2004, 02:59 PM
I liked it rock:
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01-02-2004, 03:13 PM
that was fucking funny. GG dude, I liked it.
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