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Default Dumb Luck or Not? - 01-02-2004, 04:40 PM
On my way into to work today I get pulled over by the OPP (I'm sure you can think of some of the many euphemism for Ontario Provincial Police) doing 140 KPH in a 100 KPH (90 mph in a 60 for you Yanks).

Officer - License, Registration, Insurance

Me - Sure Officer

Officer - Do you know how fast you were going

Me - 140 Officer

Officer - Didn't see me get on at James Snow Parkway eh.

Me - No Officer didn't see you until you were in the left lane about a klick behind me.

Officer - Why were you driving so fast

Me - Have to get to Tim Hortons by 2:35 PM or I will be late for work

Officer - LOL

Officer - When was your last ticket

Me - 96 or 97 It was June, Sunday around 7:30 pm I got tagged for 70 in a 60 (speed trap at the end of the month)

Officer - LOL

Officer - 140 is to fast slow it down some

Me - Yes Officer

Officer - Okay I'm letting you off with a warning just slow down.

Me - Thanks Officer

The only speeding ticket I ever had was the result of month end speed trap although I've been pulled over about 7-10 time since 1995 for speeding I just never seem to get a ticket while others I know just get hammered the first time they get pulled over.

Oh 140 in a 100 is about $400.00 and 4 points not to mention what in does to your insurance.
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 04:43 PM
hmm some one give a sobriety test to the cop. he might be drunk. beer: man you got lucky.
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 04:44 PM
lol ive never been pulled over in my 2 years of beign on the road. dont want to. ive had some scarry expierences though.
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 04:45 PM
lucky! some cops can be real assholes! many are nice people though & dont act as though their gods gift
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 04:58 PM
Usually the OPP is really gay. The peel police in my area are super gay as wel.
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 05:02 PM
Maybe he was a fan of city nights..... biggrin:
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 05:24 PM
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Maybe he was a fan of city nights..... biggrin:
ahha maybe biggrin:
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 05:26 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":fef76]
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Maybe he was a fan of city nights..... biggrin:
ahha maybe biggrin:[/quote:fef76]
wtf/....oph yeah you made city night hobbs! great job on that by the way
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 05:27 PM
You down with OPP? YEAH! YOU KNOW ME!

A cop smashed my friend's bong after pulling him over for not wearing a fucking seatbelt......We were like "WTF M8! BONGS ARENT IN UR JURISTICTION!"
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 06:04 PM
Lucky.

I got busted doing 74 in a 60kph zone. That was $100.
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 06:16 PM
Good at suckin' dicks, eh Hobbes? biggrin:
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 06:28 PM
My uncle got a$4,000 dollar fine for speeding, and some other shit, the officer was like, "Hey, since you never been pulled over, this'll be a warning, but next time, I'm takin' no shit!"
I was in the car, it was when i was like 2 years old though oOo:
  
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Default 01-02-2004, 06:41 PM
The cop had to be drunk if he kept saying "lol" !

The reason you weren't ticketed was because you didn't act like a jackass. You guys seem to forget that you write your own tickets. Act like an ass and you get written up. Show a lil' respect, joke a lil', and show that you have your shit together, you drive away with a verbal warning. It's that simple.

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Default 01-02-2004, 07:29 PM
You got lucky that time.
  
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Default Re: Dumb Luck or Not? - 01-02-2004, 08:36 PM
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Officer - Why were you driving so fast

Me - Have to get to Tim Hortons by 2:35 PM or I will be late for work.
..isn't Tim Hortons that donut place you guys have mentioned?....never mind being let off!, its a
wonder that cop didn't insist on giving you a high-speed police escort!... Chief Wiggum style!! cool:
  
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