"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
How about the Goatse shot as your main pic....and then have poops sliding out that are labelled "Gameplay"
or "Tips & Cheats" etc. The poops would then build up along the bottom of the page as a novel navigation bar!