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Default Underwear - 02-18-2004, 11:00 PM

K, this is a stupid question, I know...but WTF is that hole in underwear and boxers for?! Im mean theres no point to it, I used to think it was for goin to the bathroom so you dont have to pull down ur pants and undies, but one day I tried it and it cut the circulation my my dick and hurt like hell to piss...
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 11:02 PM

...it is for you to pee through. If you ever get a job where you're wearing an Oxford and a belt you'll understand why it's there.



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Default 02-18-2004, 11:10 PM

Yea, you did unbutton the button, right?
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 11:15 PM

i never got the point of the hole either. no sense in trying to snake it through there. jus flip n whip that sucker out. i think they intentionally put it there so your pubes get torn off by your zippr. (which is very unpleasant)
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 11:28 PM

Uh, whats this "underware" you people speak of?
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 05:30 AM

tighty whities...
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 08:11 AM

'Y' fronts rofl


  
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Default 02-19-2004, 08:23 AM

yeah its for peeing and quick sex
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 09:27 AM

I never really gave it much thought. Why bother.


  
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Default 02-19-2004, 10:27 AM

Obviously its one of those little mysteries in life that'll never be solved.



























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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 10:38 AM

If you have pants where you can't take your belt off because there's a ton of shit on it, then all you have to do is undo the sipper and get it through the hole. Works pretty well.
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 10:41 AM

Its always easier to pull it down. Otherwise, your hand might slip, then it pinches your c0k and it all goes downhill from there. You frantically try and relieve the pain, while piss squirts out sideways onto the person next to you.

Just say no to the hole.
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 10:52 AM

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Its always easier to pull it down. Otherwise, your hand might slip, then it pinches your c0k and it all goes downhill from there. You frantically try and relieve the pain, while piss squirts out sideways onto the person next to you.
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:08 AM

Minus the person next to me part, yes.
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:13 AM

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