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Default Women Facing Manslaughter Charges says she was sucking wang - 03-04-2004, 12:18 PM

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

Heather Specyalski, 33, was charged with second-degree manslaughter in the crash that killed businessman Neil Esposito. Prosecutors allege that she was driving Esposito's Mercedes-Benz convertible when it veered off the road and hit several trees.

But Specyalski claims that Esposito was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him at the time, said her attorney, Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito's pants were down when he was thrown from the car.

Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg ruled Tuesday that Specyalski can proceed with the defense, despite objections by the prosecutor.

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," Holzberg said. He added: "No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open court."

Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

Also Tuesday, Holzberg denied Donovan's motion to use gender as grounds to eliminate jurors. Donovan had argued that women would be biased and more likely to convict.


I love this line

[quote:16471]"Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

....His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."[/quote:16471]


oOo: oOo: oOo:

Man I dont feel so good *unzips pants, whips out wang*
Is this a porno or real life


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Default 03-04-2004, 12:54 PM

Well...quite an original defense eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 01:20 PM

hahaha, oOo:
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 01:21 PM

don't think we'll being seeing that on the nightly news


  
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Default 03-04-2004, 01:24 PM

I wonder if she closed her teeth hard on his wang as the car crashed.
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 02:07 PM

I'm not feeling well. Think I will pull my pants down rolleyes:
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 02:07 PM

At least the dude died getting his wang mouthified.
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 03:49 PM

she's probably telling the truth... it ain't easy to keep your mind on the road when, well, you know.
  
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she's probably telling the truth... it ain't easy to keep your mind on the road when, well, you know.
I'm sure that you are speaking from experience.
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 03:55 PM

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I'm not feeling well. Think I will pull my pants down rolleyes:
Yes, I also am not feeling 100% at present....pants!...BEGONE!!!
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 03:56 PM

those of you that are old enough to drive, yet too young to be married, know this is a fairly common thing.
  
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she's probably telling the truth... it ain't easy to keep your mind on the road when, well, you know.
I'm sure that you are speaking from experience.
LOL!

Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

lol, what an idiot. Mooning a car HE was drag racing? Well if he was drag racing, how can this woman be guilty of manslaughter? If he was pissing out the window, how can she be guilty of manslaugher? oOo:
  
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[quote="Eight Ace":b5ac6]
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I'm not feeling well. Think I will pull my pants down rolleyes:
Yes, I also am not feeling 100% at present....pants!...BEGONE!!![/quote:b5ac6]

Rofl
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 05:40 PM

Wow... that story is quite a mouthful. I find it difficult to swallow. biggrin:
  
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Default 03-04-2004, 05:52 PM

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Wow... that story is quite a mouthful. I find it difficult to swallow. biggrin:
well said


  
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