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Default Be careful what you say - 03-26-2004, 04:15 AM
Richard Simmons has been charged with [url=http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html:15fdb]assault[/url:15fdb].

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LMFAO!!!!! happy:
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 06:37 AM
HAW HAW HAWWW!! Assault? What kind of a pussy would you have to be to charge Richard Simmons with assault?? How hard could he possibly slap you?

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Default 03-26-2004, 07:33 AM
I want to know when and where the court date is, so I can go laugh at this guy in court.

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Default 03-26-2004, 07:57 AM
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HAW HAW HAWWW!! Assault? What kind of a pussy would you have to be to charge Richard Simmons with assault?? How hard could he possibly slap you?
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Default 03-26-2004, 08:19 AM
LOL Richard SImmons omfg thats great
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 08:32 AM
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Default 03-26-2004, 10:28 AM
He slapped him? oOo:
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 10:32 AM
hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 10:47 AM
Thats actually not assault. Touching someone is Battery. Assault is the threat of being hurt.
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 11:52 AM
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hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.
Would never work.

If a girl were to slap you, nobody would care/pay attnetion too.
If you were to slap a girl, you'd be seen as this huge asshole and charged. lol
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 12:06 PM
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hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.
Lol way to announce to all of us that you get slapped like a little bitch by bitches rock:

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Default 03-26-2004, 12:09 PM
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hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.
Lol way to announce to all of us that you get slapped like a little bitch by bitches rock:
I told them i'd be gentle when thrusting, and I wasn't, so they slapped me.
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 12:14 PM
[quote:81b25]I told them i'd be gentle when thrusting, and I wasn't, so they slapped me.
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lmao yeah right you did.
  
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Default 03-26-2004, 12:25 PM
My idol is going to court?
  
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