[Mr.Buttocks]

Wow! The Internet! What a great invention! It must be in the top 5 greatest inventions of all time, duking it out with such things as velcro, the toilet, bras, dart boards, and tattoos. Just think of some of the people who have used the Internet at some point; President Bush, Charlie Chaplin, Janet Reno, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, Jude Law, the guy from Different Strokes, and maybe even Christ himself. (Although that would be purely hearsay and speculation because as far as I know it doesn't mention the Internet in the Bible, but I'm speaking out of ignorance because I haven't read it all yet (on page 348) And now, you and I are here live to the world, proving that the internet is truly available to "The People", both the great and the good, the scum and the shite.

The Internet has opened up a whole new world of communication for people like us, we can now talk freely with people in far off lands and make new 'virtual' friends whenever we feel like it. One of the most important developments in the world of The Internet has been the Instant Messaging client. The development of IM software has allowed we "The People" to communicate in real time, and even "do cyber" with hairy, overweight 50y.o men pretending to be 16y.o girls. It fucking great I tell you! Think about it!!!

Anyway. The real question on everyone's lips is this - what Instant Messaging software do you use to talk dirty to old men pretending to be girls?


For the record, Mr.Buttocks uses MSN Messenger.

[ninty]

I don't use any IM shit.

[Maplegyver]

telephone or mailman

[bukdez]

have you been a marketing research spy all this time?...

[Miscguy]

None.

[Sgt. Paine]

I yell.


you should have made it mult. choice!

[Zoner]

MSN only.

I used to use ICQ too before it bloated up with AOL. annoy:

[elitecloud]

Y!
AIM
MSN ..

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

Iv allways found MSN the most used & its pretty good as far as reliability goes. I found ICQ too teenage girlish.

[Sgt. Paine]

ICQ you have to remember a 1000000000 digit number. who wants to remember 34254393892103234322323423423564423946293487293847 29348723498723497823498723498?

I use aim since most of my friends use it, and I also Use MSN.

[1080jibber]

Originally Posted by Zoner

MSN only.

I used to use ICQ too before it bloated up with AOL. annoy:

what zoner said, plus i like the video chat you can have, its simple and easy

[Merlin122]

i use AIM so i can communicate with my real life friends.

[Old Reliable]

i use irc to chat with my boyfriends happy:

[Milla]

AIM rock:

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

[quote="Capt. John Miller":edfa4]AIM rock:[/quote:edfa4]Only good for talking to b00n friends who use it and dont realize the joy that is msn messenger.