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Default Who are u in a past life? - 05-31-2004, 09:15 PM

[url:9cbe5]http://clantongang.com/oldwest/pastlife.htm[/url:9cbe5]

[quote:9cbe5] do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern East Australia approximately on 800.
Your profession was map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main task -- to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling![/quote:9cbe5]


  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:18 PM

do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Australia approximately on 850.
Your profession was map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.


  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:18 PM

[quote:28d18]
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Hungary approximately on 1175.
Your profession was leader, major, captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.
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Now you remember?[/quote:28d18]

No I fucking don't. oOo:
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:20 PM

Isaac Fucking Newton

God Damn Apples.

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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Southern England approximately on 1500.
Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion.
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Now you remember?

Close. Isaac Newton was born in 1642.
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:20 PM

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Oceania approximately on 400.
Your profession was jeweler, watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning.
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:21 PM

[quote:c2403]Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Izrael approximately on 1675.
Your profession was seaman, cook, carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom.
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Now you remember?
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I wonder if I was hot? happy:
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:25 PM

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[quote:3369d]Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Izrael approximately on 1675.
Your profession was seaman, cook, carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom.
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Now you remember?
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I wonder if I was hot? happy:[/quote:3369d]
You know I never knew women could be seamen or carpenters in Isreal during the 1600s. eek:
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:34 PM

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Greece approximately on 1025.
Your profession was monk, bee-keeper, lone gunman.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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What a F****D UP profession . lol
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 09:48 PM

[quote:fb7a6]Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Mongolia approximately on 975.
Your profession was entertainer, musician, poet, temple-dancer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You were sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition -- is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
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Now you remember?
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Default 05-31-2004, 10:20 PM

<blockquote>
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Romania approximately on 1200.
Your profession was philosopher, thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life.
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Honestly I dont know how I should feel about it neither oOo:
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 10:21 PM

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Russia approximately on 1425.
Your profession was farmer, weaver, tailor.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to that life to learn to care about weak and helpless.

oOo:
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 10:28 PM

stfu
  
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Default 05-31-2004, 10:30 PM

[quote:5373e]Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Australia approximately on 1675.
Your profession was leader, major, captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.
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Now you remember?[/quote:5373e]

That doesn't make sense. I'm a female that was a captain, leader, or major.... oOo:


  
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Default 05-31-2004, 11:39 PM

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Turkey approximately on 575.
Your profession was librarian, priest, keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom.
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Now you remember?
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You guys were all females in your previous life. eek:

"Your profession was librarian, priest, keeper of tribal relics."

WTF? eek: I guess I used to a pretty important person back then.
  
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Default 06-01-2004, 12:07 AM

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Afrika approximately on 1825.
Your profession was medic, surgeon, herbalist.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
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Now you remember?
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It is true...is this life I must stop the wars that fucked up the countries back in 1825...like fuckw ar doens't work people.

And this also proved i was black.


  
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