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Default Take it bitch! - 07-04-2004, 05:44 PM

[url=http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/03/1075776056736.html?oneclick=true:59859]TAKE IT![/url:59859]

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Sex-object with bite

February 4, 2004


A Thai man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to sexually attack a dog that fiercely resisted his advances.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's south-eastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

The bloodied man was questioned by police after residents notified local authorities when they saw him walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

Under further questioning he admitted to raping three dogs previously while he was under the influence of alcohol.

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

Police said the man was given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.
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Default 07-04-2004, 05:48 PM

Thats hot.
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 06:19 PM

Thai Cop: dog raping, how low can you get...?

Man: oh, say....a chihuahua.

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Default 07-04-2004, 06:44 PM

i wonder if it bit his cock ed:

i bet those dogs give good bjs, imagine that long tongue...
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 06:50 PM

cahahahahha. this i find funny.
  
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Default MmmmmmmmM - 07-04-2004, 06:53 PM

[img]http://www.thepetcenter.com/gen/tongue1.jpg[/img]

Imagine this running towards your crotch.....


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Default 07-04-2004, 07:00 PM

id hit it
  
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Default Re: Take it bitch! - 07-04-2004, 07:26 PM

[quote:c9a2e]"But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt"[/quote:c9a2e]
Sure, regardless of species, "no means no" should apply in sexual matters,
[quote:c9a2e]"he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy""[/quote:c9a2e]
...but wasn't this dog, by tail-wagging & acting sexy, simply sreaming
out for some hot action?..after all, it takes two to tango, you know.
[quote:c9a2e]"Under further questioning he admitted to raping three dogs previously"[/quote:c9a2e]
I wouldn't read too much into that. calmdown:
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 07:33 PM

how in the hell could someone get so drunk as to think a dog is acting sexy .. this dude should have been thrown in the looney bin on the spot. i dont know what turns people on thinking that having intercourse with a F*CKING animal is pleasureable. what a sicko .
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 07:37 PM

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how in the hell could someone get so drunk as to think a dog is acting sexy .. this dude should have been thrown in the looney bin on the spot. i dont know what turns people on thinking that having intercourse with a F*CKING animal is pleasureable. what a sicko .
You can't know how you would react unless you're in that exact same situation. rolleyes:
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 08:25 PM

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how in the hell could someone get so drunk as to think a dog is acting sexy .. this dude should have been thrown in the looney bin on the spot. i dont know what turns people on thinking that having intercourse with a F*CKING animal is pleasureable. what a sicko .
You can't know how you would react unless you're in that exact same situation. rolleyes:[/quote:52dc0] well i can safely say i wouldnt f*ck a dog .. no matter how drunk i get .. thats just not possible
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 09:00 PM

what a fuckin retard....
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 10:56 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":a9bf0]what a fuckin retard....[/quote:a9bf0]
  
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Default 07-04-2004, 11:05 PM

Never wanted to fuck a dog when I was drunk, maybe a nasty ass bitch that was as ugly as one. eek:
  
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