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Default I have a Penis on my arm (for maple) - 07-19-2004, 02:24 PM
I remember a story similar to this a while back. eek: Anyway, this report has a picture of the arm-cock combo. Does this look anything like the one you have on your shoulder maple?

[url=http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html:3a01b]Armed with a Penis[/url:3a01b]
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 02:26 PM
Maple's is smaller.
  
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[quote:8dda1]I bet he tried to suck it at least once[/quote:8dda1]
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 02:27 PM
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The pic? Shit, I'm so out of touch. annoy:
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 02:53 PM
There's a snake in my boots
  
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wow
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 03:07 PM
[quote:de454]The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.[/quote:de454]

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im sure he was a hit with the ladies
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 03:20 PM
i posted that a long time ago
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 03:40 PM
That would suck though... Its not really a penis just a thing that looks like one. I doubt he will be able to orgasm ever again cry:
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 03:41 PM
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That would suck though... Its not really a penis just a thing that looks like one. I doubt he will be able to orgasm ever again cry:
I think I'd kill myself if anything happened to my love gun. loney:
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 03:48 PM
i wonder how he whacks off with that, he must have interesting deoderant
  
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Default 07-19-2004, 03:56 PM
k im not peeing (or pooping) on elctric fences...
  
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There's a snake in my boots
ffs stop giving me erections woody
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