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Default morning wood - 07-29-2004, 03:49 PM
im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 03:50 PM
One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.

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Default 07-29-2004, 03:54 PM
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One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.
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One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.
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Default 07-29-2004, 03:55 PM
well in some cases, you may be "porking" a man in the ass, but its basically the same idea..
  
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Default Re: morning wood - 07-29-2004, 03:57 PM
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im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
think about your grandma
  
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Default Re: morning wood - 07-29-2004, 03:58 PM
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im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
think about your grandma
that might only add to the problem, only safe bet is porking... lots of porking.
  
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Default Re: morning wood - 07-29-2004, 03:59 PM
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im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
think about your grandma
that might only add to the problem, only safe bet is porking... lots of porking.
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Default 07-29-2004, 03:59 PM
I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 03:59 PM
No, for real...if I get head/sex/whatever the night before...i'll wake up with no problems down stairs... happy:
  
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I usually have fires at night.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:05 PM
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I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
try one of these 2 remedys of hiding wood:

1. the "stash and dash"

2. the "tuck and duck"

tuck and duck is most effective.
  
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pee-bones rule...
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:05 PM
I get it if I really have to piss for some reason. Other than that I'm good.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:06 PM
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I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
try one of these 2 remedys of hiding wood:

1. the "stash and dash"

2. the "tuck and duck"

tuck and duck is most effective.
Wtf is tuck and duck
  
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