the stupidest thing you have ever done

Sergeant_Scrotum · 08-12-2004, 04:36 PM

Today I was pulling out of a parking lot in my aries and the car stalled right after I let the clutch out. I was embarassed and immiditly started it up again and tired to drive away this time letting the clutch out slow, but I had no power at all & I had to ride the clutch to keep it moving and to not stall it. Of course my first thought goes to "omg! is their oil on the clutch?!" "is my clutch gone?!" "what have I done now?!". Ends up I was in 4th gear

rolleyes:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 08-12-2004, 04:42 PM

fuck double post. hake:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 08-12-2004, 04:58 PM

i printed off porn on the school computers & got caught, i shot my divinity teacher in the head with an sa80 assault rifle blank round & got it read out in assembley as an 'assassination attempt'.

l337

Maplegyver · 08-12-2004, 04:59 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f027e]i printed off porn on the school computers & got caught, i shot my divinity teacher in the head with an sa80 assault rifle blank round & got it read out in assembley as an 'assassination attempt'.

l337[/quote:f027e]

ROFL

Mr.Buttocks · 08-12-2004, 04:59 PM

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/mistake.jpg[/img]

Fireal · 08-12-2004, 05:20 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1cf98][img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/mistake.jpg[/img][/quote:1cf98]

That picture is going right in my wallet

MrLevinstein · 08-12-2004, 05:26 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":1f785]Today I was pulling out of a parking lot in my aries and the car stalled right after I let the clutch out. I was embarassed and immiditly started it up again and tired to drive away this time letting the clutch out slow, but I had no power at all & I had to ride the clutch to keep it moving and to not stall it. Of course my first thought goes to "omg! is their oil on the clutch?!" "is my clutch gone?!" "what have I done now?!". Ends up I was in 4th gear

rolleyes:[/quote:1f785]

LOL thats a good one. Well my car has a bad stall converter and i was going 80 and slowed and stopped at a light. The car stalls up and im return the key back to off and then try to start it. No spark whatsoever. im waving people around like an idiot. Then i realize, you cant fucking start a car in drive. It has to be in park. So I put it back in park and start it up and it goes. Felt like an idiot

Arkan · 08-12-2004, 05:48 PM

Dumbest thing i ever did? Not sure, but this is kinda dumb...

This guy in a pickup makes a right hand turn in the bagel store parking lot and i follow suit making a left across a busy street into the same parking lot. As i'm already committed into the turn, the guy in the pickup stops short and i bump the back of him with my car. We both parked our autos and i approach him to say sorry (we're both driving shit-boxes) and he rolls out of the truck saying his back is hurt...then he starts laughing telling me not to worry about it. Nice guy but i was embarrassed anyway.

Kraut Killer · 08-12-2004, 05:51 PM

I got into a road side argument with a knife in my hand.

WidowMaker555 · 08-12-2004, 05:55 PM

when walking to skool I saw some book bags ont he side of road i opened it, it had like 75 dollars in it i took it and left, and when i was around the corner i saw the owner of it pick it up the owner didnt notice

Fireal · 08-12-2004, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WidowMaker555

when walking to skool I saw some book bags ont he side of road i opened it, it had like 75 dollars in it i took it and left, and when i was around the corner i saw the owner of it pick it up the owner didnt notice

Thats not stupid