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Default Stupid Infomercials - 08-30-2004, 12:32 AM
When did they start letting these assholes buy an entire three minute commercial block during shows?! And who actually buys because of them these days.. thought no one left was that retarded.

What's your least favorite infomercial? Mine would have to be the piece of shit where they pitch a pot that drains pasta for a full fucking 30 minutes.


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Default 08-30-2004, 12:34 AM
i love infomercials

i lost the remote to the satellite receiver in my basement/dungeon... and the tv is behind the bar... i hate going back there

only ones i dont like are those quarter ones.... meh who cares?
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 12:34 AM
Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer. That old cunt should just hurry up and die.
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 02:56 AM
i like watching the food appliance ones, like miracle blade and stuff


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Default 08-30-2004, 03:34 AM
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i like watching the food appliance ones, like miracle blade and stuff


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Default 08-30-2004, 05:21 AM
i prefer infomercials over reality Television.
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 08:44 AM
There was a Westinghouse vaccuum cleaner infomercial with john cleese in it that was actually funny. Best infomercial ever.
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 09:18 AM
I hate those infomercials...

"Just 3 easy payments of $99.99"

Yea, real easy.
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 09:58 AM
The One where they make pesto, margaritas,and guacamole with all these faggot ass impersonated real people..its some small thing with a blade god damn its annoying
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 01:13 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":bbf45]
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i like watching the food appliance ones, like miracle blade and stuff


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Default 08-30-2004, 03:12 PM
the little oven that you could cook a chicken or practicly anything in, and it spun around inside. The food on them looked sooo good.
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 03:18 PM
[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":89d1d]the little oven that you could cook a chicken or practicly anything in, and it spun around inside. The food on them looked sooo good.[/quote:89d1d]

SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!!
  
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Default 08-30-2004, 03:21 PM
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the little oven that you could cook a chicken or practicly anything in, and it spun around inside. The food on them looked sooo good.
SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!![/quote:77397]oh yeah, the Ronco guy or something like that. He sells ovens, knives and spray on hair. oOo:
  
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