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Default great questions - 09-06-2004, 06:29 PM

No offense meant please, they are just funny........

Now that Vancouver has won the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking. These questions about
Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.




Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants

grow?(UK)

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch

them die.




Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.




Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the

railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.




Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)

A: So its true what they say about Swedes.




Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to

contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)

A: Let's not touch this one.




Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list

of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)

A: We still use Beaver pelts.




Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?(USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.

Ca-na-da is that big country to your North. Oh forget it. Sure, the
hippo

racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.




Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here

and we'll send the rest of the directions.




Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.




Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A: Aus-tri-a is that little country bordering Germany which is. . .

Oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in

Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.




Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

A: No, We don't stink.




Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can

you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.




Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female

population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay night-clubs.




Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

A: Only at Thanksgiving.




Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year

round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk

is illegal.




Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forgetit's

name. It's a kind of big horse with horns.(USA)

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the

brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by
spraying

yourself with human urine before you go out walking.




Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I

dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.




Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
  
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Default 09-06-2004, 06:34 PM

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Default 09-06-2004, 07:42 PM

lol biggrin:
  
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Default 09-06-2004, 07:47 PM

do you have a link to the site where the questions were posted?
  
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Default Re: great questions - 09-06-2004, 07:49 PM

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 09-06-2004, 07:58 PM

......somewhat funny
  
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Default 09-06-2004, 10:51 PM

seen funnier.
  
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Default 09-06-2004, 11:05 PM

hahahaah biggrin: those dumb americans....

WHO ARE YOU RINGO.
  
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Default 09-06-2004, 11:35 PM

yeah, ive never heard of or seen u post anywhere.
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 02:30 AM

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hahahaah biggrin: those dumb americans....

WHO ARE YOU RINGO.
stfu
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 06:20 AM

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Default 09-07-2004, 07:29 AM

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Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

A: Only at Thanksgiving.
  
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Default 09-07-2004, 08:48 AM

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