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Guarnere and his "Die in a" Lines -
09-24-2004, 01:26 AM
Guarn i miss these, do a search and type "Die in a" by Guarenere.
"Die in a dense rain forest" rofl
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09-24-2004, 01:49 AM
Dreamtheater - We should die in a fasion most suitable for homos
Die in a train crash.
Okay, this thread can go die in a field of dreams.
Protestors should die
Die while thinking about selling your stocks in a subway car while standing next to a Puerto Rican priest.
hope you die on a train that derailes off a bridge and falls 1,000 feet into rock and water. So go on listening to your rap music home slice.
You sir are a loser. Die while marching.
Pyro...die in a tree fort while playing house with a few of the neighborhood boys
ROFL!
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09-24-2004, 01:50 AM
i didnt know you can search like that. gg me oOo:
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09-24-2004, 09:30 AM
Bloodhound Gang - I hope You Die
...You must die I alone am best!
I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die,
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day,
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die,
...I hope you die!.
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09-24-2004, 09:36 AM
fireal is known to drop a clever "die in a" line here and there too
my fav recently is when
hartmann- "theres a corner over there"
fireal- "die in it"
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Major General
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09-24-2004, 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buckweed
Pyro...die in a tree fort while playing house with a few of the neighborhood boys[/b]
ROFL!
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LOL! thats the best one
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Major
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09-24-2004, 09:45 AM
Guarnere Says:
Die while filming a family reunion
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09-24-2004, 04:27 PM
my favorite was in IRC. Where he said like 25094 in a row
The best:
"Die on your way to BK"
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09-24-2004, 04:39 PM
"Die while reading this post"
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09-24-2004, 04:57 PM
rofl
thats great.
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09-24-2004, 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udetingo
rofl
thats great.
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"Die while shutting the heck up" rofl
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09-24-2004, 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yves
Quote:
Originally Posted by udetingo
rofl
thats great.
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"Die while shutting the heck up" rofl
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rolleyes:
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09-24-2004, 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buckweed
Pyro...die in a tree fort while playing house with a few of the neighborhood boys[/b]
ROFL!
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LOL! thats the best one
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sleeping:
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09-24-2004, 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buckweed
Dreamtheater - We should die in a fasion most suitable for homos
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::sigh:: you'll never learn.
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09-24-2004, 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yves
Quote:
Originally Posted by udetingo
rofl
thats great.
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"Die while shutting the heck up" rofl
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do you refuse to curse or something? you wont even write wtf, its gotta be wth
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