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Default Jesus... - 09-23-2004, 11:25 PM

whats the difference between jesus christ and a picture of jesus christ...?


It only takes one nail to hang the picture

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Default 09-23-2004, 11:26 PM

unless its like a lifesize picture that would require more than one nail. and remember you have to find the stud otherwise if the picture is too heavy, the nail won't hold it up. just something to think about.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 11:26 PM

Cheap shot.

[img]http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 07:47 AM

bwahahahahaha...

that made my day...
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 08:38 AM

i.n.r.i. on top of the cross....i'm nailed right in
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 08:48 AM

What do a sorority girl and Jesus Christ have in common?

They both got nailed on Friday night.
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 08:49 AM

lol


  
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Default 09-24-2004, 08:56 AM

u going to hell ni99a
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 01:37 PM

ha.
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 01:42 PM

why is jesus no good at hockey?

because he is always nailed to the boards.
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 01:42 PM

lmao! happy:
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 03:12 PM

not funny.
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 03:21 PM

Why was jesus so popular with the ladies ?













































BECAUSE he was hung like this.
[img]http://thebearguy.homestead.com/files/dad_with_arms_spread.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 03:22 PM

yea that one wasnt funny at all
  
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Default 09-24-2004, 03:23 PM

annoy:
  
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