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General of the Army
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09-23-2004, 11:25 PM
whats the difference between jesus christ and a picture of jesus christ...?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture
calmdown: hellfire:
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Major General
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09-23-2004, 11:26 PM
unless its like a lifesize picture that would require more than one nail. and remember you have to find the stud otherwise if the picture is too heavy, the nail won't hold it up. just something to think about.
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Senior Member
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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09-23-2004, 11:26 PM
Cheap shot.
[img]http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg[/img]
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1st Lieutenant
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Location: humping gobots...
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09-24-2004, 07:47 AM
bwahahahahaha...
that made my day...
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Senior Member
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Location: UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH
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09-24-2004, 08:38 AM
i.n.r.i. on top of the cross....i'm nailed right in
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1st Lieutenant
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09-24-2004, 08:48 AM
What do a sorority girl and Jesus Christ have in common?
They both got nailed on Friday night.
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Location: one
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09-24-2004, 08:49 AM
lol
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Senior Member
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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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09-24-2004, 08:56 AM
u going to hell ni99a
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Lieutenant Colonel
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09-24-2004, 01:37 PM
ha.
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Major
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Location: Canada
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09-24-2004, 01:42 PM
why is jesus no good at hockey?
because he is always nailed to the boards.
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Senior Member
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09-24-2004, 01:42 PM
lmao! happy:
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1st Lieutenant
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09-24-2004, 03:12 PM
not funny.
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Brigadier General
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09-24-2004, 03:21 PM
Why was jesus so popular with the ladies ?
BECAUSE he was hung like this.
[img]http://thebearguy.homestead.com/files/dad_with_arms_spread.jpg[/img]
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Senior Member
Posts: 733
Join Date: Feb 2004
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09-24-2004, 03:22 PM
yea that one wasnt funny at all
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Corporal
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Location: Land of opportunity
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09-24-2004, 03:23 PM
annoy:
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