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Default France and Ireland close to war ?? - 09-30-2004, 08:52 PM

Ok, sorry if this was posted before or if it's old as Christ. Also, not meant as a flame....just to get a chuckle.


WAR BETWEEN IRELAND AND FRANCE AVERTED

Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office
wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United
States when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at
the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we
are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"

"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there
is myself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire
dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one hundred thousand
men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!"



Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is
still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Chirac asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Chirac sighed, amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks
and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one
hundred fifty thousand since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."



Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on!"
We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Jackie
McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and
four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"

Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.
"I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.
My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to two hundred thousand!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back."



Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin',
Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Paddy, "We've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and
decided there's no foo-kin way we can feed two hundred thousand prisoners


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Default 09-30-2004, 08:56 PM

LMFAO GREAT!
  
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Default 09-30-2004, 08:56 PM

LOL, thats pretty good, i've heard basicly the same thing only it was Afghanistan vs USA or something freak:
  
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[quote:10e60]Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office
wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United
States.........[/quote:10e60]


LMFAO
  
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LMAO!!
  
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what is an irishmens 7 course meal?







































a six pack and a potato!
  
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Default 09-30-2004, 09:38 PM

gervis?
  
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Default 09-30-2004, 09:40 PM

GERV4PREZ


  
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Default 09-30-2004, 09:40 PM

ROFL...
  
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Gerv in a bag.
  
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Default 09-30-2004, 09:54 PM

The original version of this was the irish guy phoning saddam in iraq.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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gerv in a can. oOo:
  
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[quote="@/\/G3L":a12fe]gerv in a can. oOo:[/quote:a12fe]

Nein.
  
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