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Default Navy approves first ever Satanist - 10-24-2004, 04:01 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3948329.stm

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The British Armed Forces has officially recognised its first registered Satanist, a newspaper reports.

Naval technician Chris Cranmer, 24, has been allowed to register by the captain of HMS Cumberland, based at Devonport Naval Base in Plymouth.

The move will mean that he will now be allowed to perform Satanic rituals on board the vessel.

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Default 10-24-2004, 04:02 PM

Does that include virgin sacrifices? eek:


  
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Default 10-24-2004, 04:02 PM

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Default 10-24-2004, 04:03 PM

Sailors are usually superstitious as fuck and theyre gonna let some tool on board performing satanic rituals. oOo:

I can see him lasting long. eek:




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Default 10-24-2004, 04:03 PM

While I think Satanists are retarded because their religion is the same as Christianity, this a step in the right direction for all Pagans. rock: eek:


  
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While I think Satanists are retarded because their religion is the same as Christianity, this a step in the right direction for all Pagans. rock: eek:
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Default 10-24-2004, 04:04 PM

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Sailors are usually superstitious as fuck and theyre gonna let some tool on board performing satanic rituals. oOo:

I can see him lasting long. eek:
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Default 10-24-2004, 04:43 PM

-1 to you too.
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 04:44 PM

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-1 to you too.
Eat a bucketful of boiled shit. cuss:
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 04:45 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3fd11]
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-1 to you too.
Eat a bucketful of boiled shit. cuss:[/quote:3fd11]

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Default 10-24-2004, 04:45 PM

Dang, man. you got +95


  
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Default 10-24-2004, 05:09 PM

Just abolish religion.


  
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Default 10-24-2004, 05:42 PM

A fucking joke'
  
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