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Default Man superglued condom to penis - 11-14-2004, 03:00 PM

From [url=http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1154610.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife:05bc9]Ananova[/url:05bc9]

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Man superglued condom to penis

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."[/quote:05bc9]



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Default 11-14-2004, 03:01 PM

LOL, thats fucked up, must be some kinda new invention to that country. oOo:




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Default Re: Man superglued condom to penis - 11-14-2004, 03:04 PM

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A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."[/quote:487b7]


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Default 11-14-2004, 03:14 PM

too much blood flow to the penis, not enough to the brain
  
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Default 11-14-2004, 03:19 PM

ROFL....


  
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Default 11-14-2004, 03:19 PM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":f5bc8]too much blood flow to the penis, not enough to the brain[/quote:f5bc8]

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Default 11-14-2004, 03:28 PM

Once again, the Romanians dont cease to amaze me


  
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Default 11-14-2004, 03:37 PM

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Default 11-14-2004, 03:53 PM

maybe in wasnt glue it could have been some wierd cemen that dried up on him.
  
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Default 11-14-2004, 04:00 PM

idiots oOo:
  
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Default 11-14-2004, 04:06 PM

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Default 11-14-2004, 04:08 PM

In Romania condom wears you.
  
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Default 11-14-2004, 06:16 PM

wow. some people are just...interesting...not to mention sad. annoy:
  
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Default 11-14-2004, 06:42 PM

I bet he ripped alot of hair out,


  
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