Made some easy money!

mR.cLeAn · **Made some easy money! -** 11-17-2004, 01:12 PM

Man, I forgot to tell you guys this:

I knew you could make some kind of money by selling your semen, but yesterday my friend mike came bragging to a bunch of us that he made $50.00 by jerking off. So the rest of us go check it out earlier this morning. We went to the sperm bank, left our loads and we all came $50.00 richer!

This might be my new job ... I wouldn't mind working double shifts.

Sgt. Paine · 11-17-2004, 01:14 PM

sounds good, how old do you have to be?

mR.cLeAn · 11-17-2004, 01:20 PM

at least 18
good health
must not take any drugs for like 2 weeks
alcohol free for like 48hrs
no major sexual disease, like aids, or herpes, or zoner

you pretty much have to be a prude for 24 hrs to get $50

and you can do this like 1 every 5 days

so you can make $300.00 in one month.

and I just read in the newspaper that hospitals need plasma donations ... $150.00 for donation, can only do it once a month

tomxtr · 11-17-2004, 01:21 PM

That's cool as long as you're OK with the idea that your kids will be running around one day and you will never know them. I'd never do that, because I wouldn't want someone else raising my kid(s). But, that's just me.

Zoner · 11-17-2004, 01:24 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":a5971]no major sexual disease, like aids, or herpes, or zoner[/quote:a5971]
HEY!

[img]http://www.latelatecrew.net/zoner/3Dtard.gif[/img]

Pyro · 11-17-2004, 01:25 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":561f5]at least 18 - check
good health - kinda
must not take any drugs for like 2 weeks - unchecked
alcohol free for like 48hrs - unchecked
no major sexual disease, like aids, or herpes, or zoner - check

[/quote:561f5]

11-17-2004, 01:30 PM

somehow i doubt pyro takes drugs...and he deff has an STD :O

mR.cLeAn · 11-17-2004, 01:34 PM

[quote=Zoner]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "mR.cLeAn":10bc6

no major sexual disease, like aids, or herpes, or zoner

HEY!

[img]http://www.latelatecrew.net/zoner/3Dtard.gif[/img][/quote:10bc6]

lmao .. that was the first name that I saw that looked as close as posible to a disease

my second was going to be Buckweed, or bukdez

Unknown_Sniper · 11-17-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr

That's cool as long as you're OK with the idea that your kids will be running around one day and you will never know them. I'd never do that, because I wouldn't want someone else raising my kid(s). But, that's just me.

not all of them become kids. Im sure a bunch of them just go about their lives frozen in tubes and some of the mget expiremented with. hell they might makes a giant sperm that can eat cats or something never know. wouldnt it be cool to have one of your sperm eat a cat?

Pyro · 11-17-2004, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez

somehow i doubt pyro takes drugs...and he deff has an STD :O

at least this make it seems like i fuck mad bitches

mR.cLeAn · 11-17-2004, 01:47 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":0e576]

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr

That's cool as long as you're OK with the idea that your kids will be running around one day and you will never know them. I'd never do that, because I wouldn't want someone else raising my kid(s). But, that's just me.

not all of them become kids. Im sure a bunch of them just go about their lives frozen in tubes and some of the mget expiremented with. hell they might makes a giant sperm that can eat cats or something never know. wouldnt it be cool to have one of your sperm eat a cat?[/quote:0e576]

yes