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Default And the bad sex award goes too.... - 12-13-2004, 08:38 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/1 ... index.html

"Slither slither slither slither went the tongue,"

"But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns -- oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest -- no, the hand was cupping her entire right -- Now!"

^what are they talking about, that shit is gold!!!1 im writing this stuff down tonight

gold, jerry, its gold!!
  
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Default 12-13-2004, 08:40 PM

ahahahahahahahaha.

the first good article i've seen in a while, +1


  
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Default 12-14-2004, 08:56 AM

"otorhinolaryngological"

That's fucking hot.


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Default 12-14-2004, 09:42 AM

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"otorhinolaryngological"

That's fucking hot.
I'd hit it.....

"(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I've seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end."

"His mouth looked for the oiled berry,"

"The smell of his armpits was on her shoulders -- a flower depositing pollen on a hummingbird's forehead," another reads.

/creams pants
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 11:10 AM

guy doesnt look like hes seen much action in that corner of his otorhinolaryngological ring in a looooooooooong time
[img]http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/12/13/odd.literature.sex.reut/story.wolfe.ap.jpg[/img]

EDIT: thats him dancing around in my avatar
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 11:39 AM

People read those kind of books... For fuck sake get a magazine or somthing.
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 02:32 PM

Haah, that dude was on the Daily Show premoting that book! He went around campuses to do research, i guess he didn't do a good job.
  
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