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Default Ole Saint Nyck.... - 12-15-2004, 06:40 PM
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Played santa for 9 hours at work today...but it was pretty lame...fucking ghetto ass kids and parents.

This one black lady came in just for free coffee, which she waited 25 min for before she left.

Another one said "My daughter doesnt sit on no laps, she can stand next to you, but close your legs.....no close them more. Im like wtf lady I got a big fuckin dick between these legs....GTFO...then proceeded to have them take 4 or 5 pictures, posing us and shit like its olan fucking mills"

then this ghetto ass white baby momma comes up with her two white chocolate kids and says "yea these is yo babies...i want child support for christmas"

then she was yelling at her one kid and saying "to hell with you den....I wish i could slap or kick yo ass but the cops would take me away"

then she asked me for a cadillac escalade with spinner rims.... oOo: oOo:

No fucking lie....

people are fucked up.

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[1:32am] * @KhanServ .SpitRoasts'. Nyck with Kirk
  
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Default 12-15-2004, 06:42 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f3c4a]Holy fuck![/quote:f3c4a]

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Default Re: Ole Saint Nyck.... - 12-15-2004, 06:43 PM
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then this ghetto ass white baby momma comes up with her two white chocolate kids and says "yea these is yo babies...i want child support for christmas"
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NASCAR santa! calmdown:
  
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Default 12-15-2004, 06:48 PM
[quote:96f13]then she asked me for a cadillac escalade with spinner rims....[/quote:96f13]

rofl

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ROFL, got a new bitch buttocks?
  
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Default 12-15-2004, 08:59 PM
rofl.

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Default Re: Ole Saint Nyck.... - 12-15-2004, 09:01 PM
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I got a big fuckin dick between these legs....GTFO...
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