Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Definitions for certain words
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Definitions for certain words
Old
  (#1)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default Definitions for certain words - 02-21-2005, 05:48 PM

This had me rofling. Jess emailed it to me. maybe OFN.


WORDS WOMEN USE
******************************
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh


You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 02-21-2005, 05:50 PM

[quote:e0f57]FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up. [/quote:e0f57] Heh, good find. biggrin:



  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
Merlin122 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
  Send a message via AIM to Merlin122 Send a message via MSN to Merlin122 Send a message via Yahoo to Merlin122  
Default 02-21-2005, 05:51 PM

heh. i've heard better though
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 02-21-2005, 05:52 PM

sad thing is Ive heard alot of these. thats why I think I laughed so hard.

let these be a Help Guide for dummys for you single dewds


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
Merlin122 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
  Send a message via AIM to Merlin122 Send a message via MSN to Merlin122 Send a message via Yahoo to Merlin122  
Default 02-21-2005, 06:06 PM

oh yes gentlemen, when you ask a girl what she wants for an upcoming holiday and she replies with "nothing" then buy her a whole bunch of shit.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
skelldar is Offline
Member
 
Posts: 70
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: massachusetts
  Send a message via Yahoo to skelldar  
Default 02-21-2005, 11:05 PM

[quote:79b57]
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.[/quote:79b57]

aww.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 02-22-2005, 12:09 AM

The sighing one I noticed. My mom does it, jeeze, like whenever she can.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
lasagna is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,977
Join Date: Aug 2004
   
Default 02-22-2005, 12:10 AM

guess you have to married to find these funny, show me wehre the funny is
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
Forte is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Forte's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,932
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nashville
  Send a message via AIM to Forte  
Default 02-22-2005, 12:32 AM

i find these funny and im single oOo: ive only been in 1 relationship and the funny thing is i saw all of these definitions within 4 weeks.


  
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.