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Default Masturbation + Door - 02-24-2005, 12:32 PM

Hmm you'd never think you'd use those two words in the same sentence before.


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Default 02-24-2005, 12:35 PM

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWW!! Did I just see a chick dry humping a DOOR??

Ah, the marvels of the Intarweeb.


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Default 02-24-2005, 12:35 PM

oOo: wtf
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 12:35 PM

GOOD GOD that was hilarious/ creepy!

the best is when she gets off and smells her hand!! happy:


also the phone at the end:

"hallo?"

"oh hey, ya nothin much, just fucking my doornob...yeah , the normal thursday afternoon thing." oOo:
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 01:30 PM

Her husband is probably wondering how the door hinges keep getting bent.


/me thinks she needs a cock on the side.


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Default 02-24-2005, 01:38 PM

Why doesn't she just rub her clit with her hand... It would take a lot less effort and I assume it would feel better than a fucking door. oOo:


  
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Default 02-24-2005, 01:38 PM

that was sorta surreal...
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 01:39 PM

dear god.. annoy:



  
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Default 02-24-2005, 01:44 PM

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Default 02-24-2005, 01:54 PM

It's one of those "made for the interweb" videos... 300% real rolleyes:
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 01:55 PM

Real or not, I've still never seen anyone do it before. biggrin:


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Default 02-24-2005, 01:57 PM

Wow - Fucked up.
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 02:05 PM

must stay strong
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 02:09 PM

wtf eek:
  
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Default 02-24-2005, 02:41 PM

weird fucking chick
  
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