The Men Who Stare at Goats

Mr.Buttocks · **The Men Who Stare at Goats -** 02-17-2005, 11:09 PM

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The Men Who Stare at Goats - In 1979 a secret unit was established by the most gifted minds within the US Army. Defying all known accepted military practice - and indeed, the laws of physics - they believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them. Entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries, they were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren't joking. What's more, they're back and fighting the War on Terror. 'The men who stare at goats' reveals extraordinary - and very nutty - national secrets at the core of George W Bush's War on Terror.[/quote:9540c]

This is part one of a bizarre documentary presented by our very own Bukdez. It runs for 50mins. Hopefully whoever's hosting it will put up parts 2 and 3 soon.

[url=http://xeon.stable-servers.net/~hayworth/Crazy.Rulers.of.The.World.-.The.Men.Who.Stare.At.Goats.1.of.3.VCD.mpg:9540 c]~480MB, right-click>tave target as[/url:9540c]

Johnj · 02-18-2005, 05:30 AM

You realize that George Bush spent 1979 in a drug induced stupor don't you?

Unknown_Sniper · 02-18-2005, 09:07 AM

anyone on drugs can believe they are invisible and are killing goats just by staring at them

Bleuachdu · 02-19-2005, 10:40 PM

I just watched this... fascinating. Please post the other 2 parts if you can.

beer:

Machette · 02-19-2005, 11:05 PM

downloading now

Mr.Buttocks · 02-20-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette

downloading now

I'm staring at a picture of you. hellfire:

imported_Grim_Reaper · 02-20-2005, 07:44 PM

thats one huge file!!

Machette · 02-20-2005, 10:04 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c27d1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette

downloading now

I'm staring at a picture of you. hellfire:[/quote:c27d1]I had fun time with yours ed:

Jimbo@ · 02-21-2005, 01:04 AM

Who ever believes in that stuff gotta be stupid:

Why? Cause that a mockumentary.

Mr.Buttocks · 02-21-2005, 04:17 AM

[quote="Jimbo@":328ac]Who ever believes in that stuff gotta be stupid:

Why? Cause that a mockumentary.[/quote:328ac]

No it isn't. hake:

Jimbo@ · 02-21-2005, 08:51 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":db394][quote="Jimbo@":db394]Who ever believes in that stuff gotta be stupid:

Why? Cause that a mockumentary.[/quote:db394]

No it isn't. hake:[/quote:db394]

yes it is. I'm sorry to shatter your dream but sometimes the truth hurts.

Bleuachdu · 02-21-2005, 08:53 AM

[quote="Jimbo@":c4727][quote="Mr.Buttocks":c4727][quote="Jimbo@":c4727]Who ever believes in that stuff gotta be stupid:

Why? Cause that a mockumentary.[/quote:c4727]

No it isn't. hake:[/quote:c4727]

yes it is.[/quote:c4727]

no

Butt, do you have access to the other 2 parts?

PS - wheres bukdez? loney:

Duke_of_Ray · 02-21-2005, 12:24 PM

This has to be the best story ever!!!!!! oOo:

ninty · 02-21-2005, 01:26 PM

[quote="Jimbo@":4a024]Who ever believes in that stuff gotta be stupid:

Why? Cause that a mockumentary.[/quote:4a024]

Whoever doesn't believe that governments and agencies around the world try things like this in my opinion is stupid:

Why wouldn't the military try to kill things by looking at them? Do you know for a fact that it doesn't work? What if the military found a way to do this. It would be very useful, would it not?

Ignorance is bliss.

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I'm working on getting the other two parts.

I'll upload them and post them if I can find them.

In the meantime, for those of you who haven't wandered into the other thread:

[url=http://jefftrudel.com/The%20Power%20of%20Nightmares%20BBC%20Documentary% 20VCD.mpg:4a024]The Power of Nightmares 586mb[/url:4a024]

Bleuachdu · 02-21-2005, 02:18 PM

90, what part of the doc is that? I downloaded whatever was still alive in the other thread yesterday. I haven't watched it yet, maybe I'll have time tonight.