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03-01-2005, 05:58 PM
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
To get their shit back.
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03-01-2005, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
To get their shit back.
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rofl biggrin:
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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03-01-2005, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
To get their shit back.
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ROFL. I only got old ones in my head. spank: |
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Major
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03-01-2005, 06:01 PM
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?
...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?
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03-01-2005, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Himmler
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?
...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?
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What did he say! dance: |
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General of the Army
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03-01-2005, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Himmler
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?
...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?
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Its a joke man...I mean for fucks sake I didnt say lets burn a cross and hang some nigras!
thats the fucks wrong with the world today...no one laughs anymore. |
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Captain
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03-01-2005, 06:02 PM
..."Who's the dick in the middle"
The world is my urinal
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General of the Army
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03-01-2005, 06:03 PM
whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus....
only takes one nail to hang the picture
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03-01-2005, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Himmler
so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?
...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?
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Its a joke man...I mean for fucks sake I didnt say lets burn a cross and hang some nigras!
thats the fucks wrong with the world today...no one laughs anymore. |
lol i wasnt critizizing you, i love racial jokes. they're funny as fuck.
no, you are close arkan but no cigar =).
...dont talk to the guy in the middle hes a dick |
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03-01-2005, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus....
only takes one nail to hang the picture
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heh. *see's satan's reflection in monitor* hellfire: |
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03-01-2005, 06:07 PM
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".
Boom boom ching oOo:
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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General of the Army
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03-01-2005, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".
Boom boom ching oOo:
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snap....
why do rednecks love it doggy style....
so they can both watch the nascar race. |
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03-01-2005, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".
Boom boom ching oOo:
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rofl. |
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Major
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03-01-2005, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".
Boom boom ching oOo:
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snap....
why do rednecks love it doggy style....
so they can both watch the nascar race. |
*Mental Image* offtopic: stupid: spank: |
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03-01-2005, 06:18 PM
A man sees President Bush and Donalds Rumifield in a bar.
The Man goes up to them and say, "whats goin' on"?
They say We're planning to start WWIII and kill 140 million muslims.
and A blonde headed woman with big tits?
And the man says why kill the woman with big tits.
Then Preisdent bush says, "see i told you no one would care about kill 140 muslims"
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