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Default BIG DICK INSIDE - 03-31-2005, 06:03 PM

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/envi ... 366856.htm


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 03-31-2005, 06:07 PM

saw that at the birth of the internet. But damn is it hung
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 06:08 PM

nice ed:


  
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Default 03-31-2005, 06:08 PM

musta got caught on something then he tried to fly away. You know what they say, once you go quack you never go back.
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 06:10 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":dc77e] once you go quack you never go back.[/quote:dc77e]

happy: +1


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Default 03-31-2005, 06:13 PM

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Default 03-31-2005, 06:18 PM

your the man now dawg!
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 06:25 PM

biggrin: thats a pretty big unit he's got there
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 07:10 PM

"Most male birds don't have penises - they copulate by briefly
touching genital openings, called a 'cloacal kiss'," he explained."

...Jin-Roh..? loney:
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 07:15 PM

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Default 03-31-2005, 07:17 PM

who had the shit job of making the duck get a chubby so that they could measure it? must be hell to be an intern orthinologist.
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 07:46 PM

he mustve been pimpin some fine bird hoes oOo:
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 07:50 PM

Imagine deep throating it ... do it
  
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Default 04-01-2005, 02:57 PM

marvelous.


  
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Default 04-01-2005, 03:26 PM

[quote:cd3fa]Dr McCracken and colleagues speculate that the giant penis may be an example of 'runaway' sexual selection, where female preference drives male anatomy to ever-greater extremes...[/quote:cd3fa]

Which might explain why I only fathered girls, thus my family name becomes extinct.

[quote:cd3fa]The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings.[/quote:cd3fa]

[Beavis voise] He said stiff. heh heh [/Beavis voice]
  
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