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Default The surgeon's knife falls... - 06-18-2005, 04:51 AM

The time has come. This thusday I go in to be prepped, friday I get the operation, then two weeks recoup and then flying to the states oOo:

This surgery has a 1 in 200 mortality rate, so fun fun fun annoy:

Before Stat and Trip go immediately after my weight (OMG LIPOSUCTIONZZZ LOLOLOLORZZ THATTY!!!!!11one rolleyes: ) yes, this surgery is neccessary because of a problem caused by my weight.
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 05:08 AM

Good luck and don't worry too much: you're in capable hands. beer:
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 05:16 AM

beer:

i wont.


  
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Default 06-18-2005, 05:28 AM

Now what if instead of t_hatty, i simply avoided teh run around and called you fatty... Or just said your fucking fat, would those get edited?


Side note, getting your stomach stapeled or something?

*edit, so ok fatty works but "thatty" doesnt, thats pretty fucking stupid.
  
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Default Re: The surgeon's knife falls... - 06-18-2005, 05:29 AM

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The time has come. This thusday I go in to be prepped, friday I get the operation, then two weeks recoup and then flying to the states oOo:

This surgery has a 1 in 200 mortality rate, so fun fun fun annoy:

Before Stat and Trip go immediately after my weight (OMG LIPOSUCTIONZZZ LOLOLOLORZZ my good friend!!!!!11one rolleyes: ) yes, this surgery is neccessary because of a problem caused by my weight.
in that case good luck buddy

and ask if they can add to your penis size maybe looking like this? [img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/95053644642921d0a1cc4e.gif[/img]
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 06:04 AM

good luck man...

ps. get a lobotomy while you are at it... biggrin:...
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 06:21 AM

lol, just get your stomach stapled. You will end up getting fat again.

ps: i hope you die beer: rock:
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 07:08 AM

ed: annoy: loney:

Swill, I got good cherokeee blood, I wont need it biggrin:
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 08:41 AM

good luck lardy biggrin:



  
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Default 06-18-2005, 09:43 AM

I hope everything goes well for you CoMaToSe!
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 09:43 AM

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Swill, I got good cherokeee blood, I wont need it biggrin:
I don't think 1/64000th will help any. eek:
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 10:18 AM

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Swill, I got good cherokeee blood, I wont need it biggrin:
hey, me to! happy: good luck man, dont worry bout it.


  
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Default 06-18-2005, 11:06 AM

Don't go Pvt. Winters on us!



  
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Default 06-18-2005, 11:13 AM

good luck man rock:
  
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Default 06-18-2005, 11:19 AM

Good luck man, you should be fine.

beer:
  
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