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Default helpful advice - 09-21-2005, 09:49 AM

http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert

With signs like these, alot of people are gonna die of confusion.
Sneakily edits in: sorry if its ancient [yeah it is]

[img]http://www.msxnet.org/humour/image16.png[/img]
"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

Also look here:
http://bitterfilms.com/anesthetics-teeth.html


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Default 09-21-2005, 10:04 AM

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Welcome to 2001.


  
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Default 09-21-2005, 10:04 AM

Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.


  
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Default 09-21-2005, 10:19 AM

In other news, Black and white 2 is gold! yay for me!

[img]http://www.lionhead.com/bw2/images/GOLD.jpg[/img]


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Default 09-21-2005, 10:34 AM

Much better news! ^ rock: rock: rock:


  
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Default 09-21-2005, 10:39 AM

October 4th rock:


  
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Default 09-21-2005, 11:49 AM

Sucks having a shitty computer...........CANT GET NEWER GAMES! annoy:
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 12:36 PM

If you're excited then watch the IGN 33mb video here:
http://media.pc.ign.com/media/016/016987/vids_1.html

Some totally gorgeous visuals, has to be seen to really appreciate them ed:
Has lots of gameplay footage in too. Is Oct 4th the U.S release date? I wonder what the UK date is.......


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Default 09-21-2005, 01:27 PM

Black and White kicked ass, 2 should be great.
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 02:03 PM

i never played B&W cause it looked like a cartoon. whats so good about it?
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 02:05 PM

you get to play god, what could be better than that?


smite people and raise and evil monkey then whip him when he eats his poop


so awesome


  
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Default 09-21-2005, 03:22 PM

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you get to play god, what could be better than that?


smite people and raise and evil monkey then whip him when he eats his poop


so awesome
All the times I played B&W I never was purposely evil.
  
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Default 09-21-2005, 03:53 PM

I think I tried being evil a few times but I'm too much of a nice guy at heart to start hurling boulders at the village's school playground.......

Mad', just watch the trailers, you'll see. In this one you can create armies to attack other villages and lands, along with basically doing anything you want to.
Best graphics I've seen yet for a strategy god game but this ain't no ordinary god game beer:

#1 on my list to buy. Has been since the last game. I'm giddy like a school girl.


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Default 09-21-2005, 06:20 PM

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you get to play god, what could be better than that?


smite people and raise and evil monkey then whip him when he eats his poop


so awesome
All the times I played B&W I never was purposely evil.
pussy Evil is where it was at. Chuck them villagers at a mountain side and watch em die!
  
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