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Default Buttocks Attack! - 10-23-2005, 09:58 AM

[url=http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/p20051022p2a00m0na003000c.html:5d2ed]Link to Article[/url:5d2ed]

[quote:5d2ed]Two people had their buttocks slashed on heavily congested JR Shinjuku Station platforms in downtown Tokyo shortly after midnight on Saturday, police said.

Neither of the two victims is in a serious condition. Local police suspect that the same person is responsible for both cases, and are searching for the culprit.

At around midnight, a man suddenly felt pain in his buttocks after getting off a Chuo Line train bound for Takao from Tokyo onto Platform No. 10 at Shinjuku Station, investigators said. He noticed that he was bleeding from his behind and reported the incident at a police box near the station.

About 10 minutes later, a woman waiting for a Yamanote Line train on Platform No. 13 also had her bottom slashed. They received treatment at a nearby hospital.

The two victims have told investigators that they did not recognize who slashed them because the platforms were jam packed.

A station worker said he saw the woman after the incident through a surveillance camera. "The woman was lying on the platform until paramedics rushed to the scene. Other passengers who surrounded her appeared worried about the incident," he said. (Mainichi)[/quote:5d2ed]

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Default 10-23-2005, 10:03 AM

I'LL CUT YO ASS F00L!


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Default 10-23-2005, 10:28 AM

Ouch...
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 12:28 PM

new japanese fetish
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 12:32 PM

i bet it's pretty difficult to come up with new fetishes there

they probably have to form some official brainstorming group just to figure out something that hasn't been done before
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 12:40 PM

[quote="dr nein":88ad1]i bet it's pretty difficult to come up with new fetishes there

they probably have to form some official brainstorming group just to figure out something that hasn't been done before[/quote:88ad1]

my friends and i came up with a lot of stuff. ie. the lightsocket fetish and doorknob fetish.
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 01:02 PM

Moon rock fetish.
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 01:08 PM

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i bet it's pretty difficult to come up with new fetishes there

they probably have to form some official brainstorming group just to figure out something that hasn't been done before
my friends and i came up with a lot of stuff. ie. the lightsocket fetish and doorknob fetish.[/quote:19692]
That's all been done. oOo:


  
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Default 10-23-2005, 01:15 PM

what a pain in the ass
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 01:16 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c8444]what a pain in the ass[/quote:c8444]

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Default 10-23-2005, 01:28 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":9b9b0]what a pain in the ass[/quote:9b9b0]

I know the "cheeky" shits lol
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 01:34 PM

ouch, that sucks.
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 02:37 PM

WTF PAIN....
  
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Default 10-23-2005, 03:01 PM

i thought Mr. Buttocks was attacking loney:



  
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Default 10-23-2005, 04:07 PM

who said he wasn't eek:
  
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