you know your fron California if................

Sgt>Stackem · **you know your fron California if................ -** 10-28-2005, 07:12 AM

you know your fron California if................

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

how come this remonds me of Jih-Rah (or what ever his name is)

Coleman · 10-28-2005, 07:15 AM

lol @ 18 and 20.

Jin-Roh · 10-28-2005, 07:52 AM

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Trunks · 10-28-2005, 08:42 AM

lol +1 for the good laugh.

Judas · 10-28-2005, 09:39 AM

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

i can do that, dont really care where grown tho.

mr.miyagi · 10-28-2005, 01:14 PM

*You're

*From

sorry, just some spelling mistakes piss me off. nag:

Carry on!

1080jibber · 10-28-2005, 02:22 PM

21.) You went to highschool at BaySide High (I hope some of you get it)

Jin-Roh · 10-28-2005, 02:27 PM

#9 i'd have to say is the truest. happy:

TGB! · 10-28-2005, 03:18 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":874da]#9 i'd have to say is the truest. happy:[/quote:874da]

Only if you live in any of the major cities. . .which - yanno - is the same across the country. . .

Dont hate folks. . . calmdown:

Chronic Diarrhea · 10-28-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber

21.) You went to highschool at BaySide High (I hope some of you get it)

Hell yeah, I jizzed on Belding's head in '89.

Pyro · 10-28-2005, 04:16 PM

pot is illegal?

Eight Ace · 10-28-2005, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

pot is illegal?

stay ahead of the pigs by using new heroijuana!

Doctor Duffy · 10-28-2005, 07:34 PM

I lived in California for most of my life...

...around 10 years.

I don't recognize any of that stuff. That's really because I havent been there since 2001. I'd take California over Colorado anyday, though. My hands are bleeding daily - so dry.

Eight Ace · 10-28-2005, 07:49 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a34e6]My hands are bleeding daily - so dry.[/quote:a34e6]
..it's the Holy stigmata!...He has returned!!....Duffy is He!!!... ed:

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Madmartagen · 10-28-2005, 08:04 PM

only true one is the terminator one and he made too many enemies to get re-elected.