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Default Call me Hacksaw Jim Duggan cuz I'm Packing a 2x4... - 10-30-2005, 09:33 AM
http://torontosun.com/News/OtherNews/20 ... 6-sun.html

LOL WTFFF

"But Crown attorney Bhavna Bhangu scoffed at the account, noting that Beutling's reference to his size as a "two-by-four" is an exaggeration compared to the size of the plastic model."

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Default 10-30-2005, 11:23 AM
[quote:6c1f0]The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth. [/quote:6c1f0]

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Default 10-30-2005, 11:27 AM
[quote="Toronto Sun":571aa] Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model. A verdict is expected next month.[/quote:571aa]


Here weigh this bitch.

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Default 10-30-2005, 11:56 AM
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Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model. A verdict is expected next month.

Here weigh this bitch.

happy: ed:[/quote:23e10]

LMAO...

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Im gonna remember this when I start goin brianpepppers/....
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 04:51 PM
Nice to hear about someone else in the top 5%.
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 05:10 PM
Where has Anti been recently? biggrin:
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 05:13 PM
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[quote:e965b]The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.
lol goddamn[/quote:e965b]im calling bullshits on that one ... 6 1/2 inches in girth ...



[img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/6inches.jpg[/img]

6.5 inches ^^ i mean seriously.
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 06:30 PM
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[quote:9c41a]The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.
lol goddamn
im calling bullshits on that one ... 6 1/2 inches in girth ...



[img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/6inches.jpg[/img]

6.5 inches ^^ i mean seriously.[/quote:9c41a]

Lmao..I know, I said he has a shoebox in his pants. I mean its 2 inches short of being a fucking square. Talk about a fuckin choad.

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Default 10-30-2005, 06:35 PM
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Nice to hear about someone else in the top 5%.
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lol goddamn
im calling bullshits on that one ... 6 1/2 inches in girth ...

[img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/6inches.jpg[/img]

6.5 inches ^^ i mean seriously.
biggrin: That would be 6.5 inches around, if that white strip was rolled into
a circle that would represent a cross section of the cock in question
.....I don't think they mean 6.5 thick...unless...[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/buckdada.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 06:37 PM
yeah girth is in a circle, not the width.
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 06:43 PM
rofl gg girth... biggrin:

"He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused."
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 06:43 PM
OHHHH... Around...


That's not that huge then...
  
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Default 10-30-2005, 06:53 PM
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OHHHH... Around...


That's not that huge then...
Stiffler - "Hello Ladies my names steve stiffler and my penis is 12 inches......around....think about it.

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