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Default Just Curious - 11-30-2005, 12:08 AM

does anybody else hate it when you urinate and it comes out in two streams?
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 12:09 AM

I think this should have a poll.
  
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Default Re: Just Curious - 11-30-2005, 12:10 AM

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does anybody else hate it when you urinate and it comes out in two streams?

Yes...I gave Nicollete Sheridan a Golden Shower a couple weeks back when I left my Maxim on the bathroom floor.


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Default 11-30-2005, 12:56 AM

Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.


  
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Default 11-30-2005, 05:08 AM

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Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.
that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 08:32 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e4e6c]
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Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.
that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:e4e6c]

hahahha holy shit thats hilarious. Yea thats one reason it happens. Also happens in because of morning wood or after ive been laying on my belly for awhile.
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 08:40 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":890e8]
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Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.
that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:890e8]
what he said


  
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Default 11-30-2005, 09:11 AM

Yeah, it's a bitch.


  
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Default 11-30-2005, 09:20 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e0658]
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Why does that happen? I fucking hate that shit.
that's bought about by leftover cum in the hogs-eye, usually as a result of self-abuse...
when you change back to standard ammo (ie:urine) the yet to be flushed clean barrel
will spray ever which way but loose 'til you sluice that crusted man juice. kthx[/quote:e0658]

^ you need to write a book....always made me fucking rofl you have rock:
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 10:57 AM

pubes. If a stray pube is over the opening it can cause a split in the stream
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 10:59 AM

Whatever you do, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

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Default 11-30-2005, 11:52 AM

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Whatever you do, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

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Default 11-30-2005, 01:08 PM

Thanks. I needed a good laugh this afternoon. biggrin:
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 06:13 PM

You know what I hate? Is when you go into a Japanese resteraunt, and they put the toilet seats down. For christ sake - I went into this place called Kokoro here on Colfax in Denver, and I pissed all over the seat.
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 06:15 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":07b7f]You know what I hate? Is when you go into a Japanese resteraunt, and they put the toilet seats down. For christ sake - I went into this place called Kokoro here on Colfax in Denver, and I pissed all over the seat.[/quote:07b7f]

Are you blind?
  
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