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Default Starbucks Does Coffee On the Roof Thing - 12-08-2005, 08:28 AM

[img]http://www.adrants.com/images/rooftop_starbucks.jpg[/img]

Milking, but brilliantly maximizing the "Hey dude, you left your coffee on the roof of your car" scenario, Starbucks has done just that - left its coffee on the roofs of cars in San Francisco so people will go nuts trying to tell the driver
  
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Default 12-08-2005, 09:31 AM

I do that shit all the time

I usually have someone run up to my window before I drive off with like my mcdonalds pointing up and im like shit...usually only happens in the winter cu zim in a rush to get in the car and can't figure out how to operate my keys with the food in hand.


  
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Default 12-08-2005, 09:42 AM

You are obviously unqualified to operate a motor vehicle. Hand over the keys.

I'm not sold on this marketing. It IS a novel idea, I'll give 'em that. Once people realize that it's a joke, I doubt they'll find it funny, though.


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Default 12-08-2005, 01:18 PM

They would have better results if they put some naked women on the roof and got them to shout "MEET ME IN STARBUCKS LATER BIG BOY!"
  
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Default 12-08-2005, 01:45 PM

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and can't figure out how to operate my keys with the food in hand.
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Would hate to see you trying to take a piss with one arm in a sling, my guess is you'd end up drinking it.




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Default 12-08-2005, 01:47 PM

Guerilla advertising has a use-by date on it's "clever" schemes, just like this one.
  
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Default 12-08-2005, 02:38 PM

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and can't figure out how to operate my keys with the food in hand.
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Would hate to see you trying to take a piss with one arm in a sling, my guess is you'd end up drinking it.
Two bags of food + a drink isn't exactly using just one hand homo.


  
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Default 12-08-2005, 02:59 PM

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and can't figure out how to operate my keys with the food in hand.
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Would hate to see you trying to take a piss with one arm in a sling, my guess is you'd end up drinking it.
Two bags of food + a drink isn't exactly using just one hand homo.
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Default 12-08-2005, 03:04 PM

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and can't figure out how to operate my keys with the food in hand.
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Would hate to see you trying to take a piss with one arm in a sling, my guess is you'd end up drinking it.
Two bags of food + a drink isn't exactly using just one hand homo.
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lol...I can eat a years worth of food and not gain a pound...while watching fatties get more fat.

Fat people suck...but no i don't eat that much.


  
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Fat people suck...
you are SUCH an ass


  
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Default 12-08-2005, 03:07 PM

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Fat people suck...
you are SUCH an ass
I should add dick...only think fat chiucks excel at is sucking dick...and then if ya gotta pay em you can just run away becaus eno way they would catch you.

don't see a point in being fat...don't see any advantages to it besides in strength (which ins't always true) and the fact you can kick someone just by sitting on them.


  
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Fat people suck...
you are SUCH an ass
I should add dick...only think fat chiucks excel at is sucking dick...and then if ya gotta pay em you can just run away becaus eno way they would catch you.

don't see a point in being fat...don't see any advantages to it besides in strength (which ins't always true) and the fact you can kick someone just by sitting on them.
what in the fuck are you talking about?
  
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Default 12-08-2005, 04:08 PM

they can put free coffee on my car anytime they want
  
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Default 12-08-2005, 08:58 PM

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and can't figure out how to operate my keys with the food in hand.
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Would hate to see you trying to take a piss with one arm in a sling, my guess is you'd end up drinking it.
Two bags of food + a drink isn't exactly using just one hand homo.
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One bag is for Doug. His services are paid for in full with a big mac and fries.
  
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