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Default Uwe Boll sentance - 01-07-2006, 02:49 PM

Ok so this one is for Miyagi lol, i got the idea from another message board. We all hate Uwe Boll for his horrible movies, so in this thread you will make a statement like this:

Uwe Boll if you ever touch (add video game here) I will (add punishment)

Got it, good lets start the fun:

Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Half-Life, I will make you watch your own movies for one year straight, than crucify you upside down. spank:


  
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Default 01-07-2006, 02:51 PM

Uwe Boll if you ever touch Quake 4 I will suck yo dick nigga.
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 02:52 PM

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Uwe Boll if you ever touch Quake 4 I will suck yo dick n****.
rofl wtf


  
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Default 01-07-2006, 02:53 PM

Uwe Boll if you ever, EVER try to make MOHAA, I will seriously be very very mad and write you angry letters with pictures of me with furrowed brows, showing just how mad I am. Oh and ill include Swill's picture.
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 02:56 PM

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Oh and ill include Swill's picture.
ROFL!


  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:02 PM

Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Dungeon Keeper I will personally bite your legs off and pour salt and vinegar into the wounds, then as you cry in germanic pain I'll toss you onto a spikey rack where all of GF1's members can piss on you....until we finally throw you into a pit of boiling hot larva to finish you off, you parasite!

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Default 01-07-2006, 05:08 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":0c118]Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Dungeon Keeper I will personally bite your legs off and pour salt and vinegar into the wounds, then as you cry in germanic pain I'll toss you onto a spikey rack where all of GF1's members can piss on you....until we finally throw you into a pit of boiling hot larva to finish you off, you parasite!

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+1 i knew you would like this thread lol


  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:09 PM

Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Splinter Cell, I will skin you alive and throw you into a pool of salt.
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:14 PM

Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Hidden & Dangerous 2, I will skull-fuck you whilst wearing an armor piercing penis extension.
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:14 PM

Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Zelda, I will put you in an eternal IM conversation with Ned. With video feeds of him, and his voice looped in a speaker system.



  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:16 PM

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Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Splinter Cell, I will skin you alive and throw you into a pool of salt.
Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Splinter Cell, I will give you +1's and GFD's until time's end...because nothing could suck more than that piece of shit game.
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:18 PM

Uwe Boll, if you ever touch MGS, I will glue a bucket full of rats onto your tummy, tie you up on a bench and put burning charcoal on the bucket.



  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:18 PM

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Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Splinter Cell, I will skin you alive and throw you into a pool of salt.
Uwe Boll, if you ever touch Splinter Cell, I will give you +1's and GFD's until time's end...because nothing could suck more than that piece of shit game.
i never played the ones you played but believe me, chaos theory is fucking amazing. graphics are amazing, and gameplay is amazing.
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:21 PM

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Uwe Boll, if you ever touch MGS, I will glue a bucket full of rats onto your tummy, tie you up on a bench and put burning charcoal on the bucket.
Oh god if he ever TOUCHES MGS I WILL SERIOUSLY DO THINGS MORE GRUESOME THAN SAW, SAW2, AND HOSTEL CAN SUM UP!
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:43 PM

Uwe Boll if you ever touch Half Life, I will unhinge your jaw and rape your mouth until you have died from suffication/cum poisoning.


  
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