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Default Genie joke - 01-15-2006, 04:59 PM

Found this rather amusing

A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!

Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie,and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years.

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.

I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.

He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars
a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie.

"You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long,
healthy life!" "

And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always
be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've e been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you honey?

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the
same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over
and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still believe in genies!"
  
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Default 01-15-2006, 05:01 PM

Lucky genie.


  
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Default 01-15-2006, 06:04 PM

ROFL
  
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Default 01-15-2006, 06:10 PM

only genie that matters
[img]http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5241/gamegenie8fl.jpg[/img]


  
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Default 01-15-2006, 06:45 PM

it would have been better if the pretend genie was bi-sexual and had fucked them both, imho.
  
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Default 01-15-2006, 08:15 PM

ROFL owned



  
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Default 01-15-2006, 08:19 PM

i'll have to try that sometime
  
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Default 01-15-2006, 08:39 PM

hahaahahaha awesome
  
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Default 01-15-2006, 10:02 PM

1st guess: 3rd wish cancels theirs.
2nd guess: fake genie.

Predictable jokes for the lose. mwah:
  
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Default 01-15-2006, 11:40 PM

hhahaha


i wonder would you get in trouble if you do that?
  
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Default 01-16-2006, 01:36 AM

[quote="dr nein":2930b]i'll have to try that sometime[/quote:2930b]
  
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Default 01-16-2006, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
1st guess: 3rd wish cancels theirs.
2nd guess: fake genie.

Predictable jokes for the lose. mwah:
You need to hang out at the mensa forums g thang this place is just boring to you... loney:
  
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Default 01-16-2006, 11:44 AM

No! We just need more FART JOKES. I guess it's that time of the month for you too, eh ? biggrin:
  
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Default 01-16-2006, 04:55 PM

So did the husband go beat him up or what????
  
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Default 01-16-2006, 06:03 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7c3fc]So did the husband go beat him up or what????[/quote:7c3fc]

omg LOL iMaGiNe ThAt ni99a
  
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