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Default A fat Mexican - 01-19-2006, 11:46 AM

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I'm Not Afraid Of Dying'
Updated: 13:53, Thursday January 19, 2006

Mexico's fattest man has asked doctors to operate on him - because he fears he will die otherwise.

Manuel Uribe weighs more than 86 stone and is one of the world's fattest people.

He is no longer able to walk and says his body is not able to withstand his weight.

The 40-year-old has not been able to work for five years and is now bed-ridden.

He wants doctors to help him lose some weight through an operation.

"If they can operate on my stomach, then ... listen, I am not afraid of dying, we were born to die," he said.

"But I'm afraid to die without trying. That, yes, I am frightened of."

In Mexico, close to 75% of people over 30 are considered overweight.[/quote:4160c]

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Default 01-19-2006, 11:56 AM

Poor fucker.


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Default Re: A fat Mexican - 01-19-2006, 11:57 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":634ff]

He wants doctors to help him lose some weight through an operation.

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eek:

What are they gonna do, open him up then use a handy dandy surgical road digger to scoop a few tons out of him? oOo:

I don't understand how anyone can let themselves get like this, surely to fuck they'd notice the fact their dick and their feet sends them christmas cards saying "hope to see you soon". oOo:




btw [url="http://www.wimp.com/update/"]http://www.wimp.com/update/[/url] LOOOL biggrin:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default Re: A fat Mexican - 01-19-2006, 12:02 PM

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btw http://www.wimp.com/update/ LOOOL biggrin:
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Default 01-19-2006, 01:38 PM

pics of his penis or this thread is shit
  
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Default Re: A fat Mexican - 01-19-2006, 01:40 PM

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btw http://www.wimp.com/update/ LOOOL biggrin:
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Default 01-19-2006, 03:12 PM

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Poor fucker.
He did it to himself, let him suffer.

We shouldn't have sympathy for obese people....it is their choice to get that fat...no one is fucking like 500+ pounds by your genetics.


  
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Default 01-19-2006, 03:22 PM

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He did it to himself, let him suffer.

We shouldn't have sympathy for obese people....it is their choice to get that fat...no one is fucking like 500+ pounds by your genetics.
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Default 01-19-2006, 03:25 PM

86 stone = 1 204 pounds


doesnt seem possible
  
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Default 01-19-2006, 03:37 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5eceb]86 stone = 1 204 pounds


doesnt seem possible[/quote:5eceb]A stone is 14 pounds right? So yeah, that really doesn't seem possible. Half a fucking ton. oOo: annoy:



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Default 01-19-2006, 03:46 PM

oh it's possible

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Default 01-19-2006, 03:51 PM

[quote:3a943]After nearly two years on a diet of 1,200 calories per day, he was discharged at 216 kg (34 st) – the greatest weight loss for a human being. In October 1981, though, he had to be readmitted – after putting on over 89 kg (34 st). When he died on September 10, 1983, he weighed more than 362 kg (57 st).

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Yeah wasn't asking for it oOo: wtf do these people do just get someone to clamp their mouth open and have another guy shovel food into it?




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Default 01-19-2006, 04:12 PM

what the fuck are stones? I go by pounds, thanks.


  
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Default 01-19-2006, 05:29 PM

Jesus christ, I feel sorry for the guy, but he looks like the dude from Starwars, Jabba the Hutt. I mean, man.
  
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Default 01-19-2006, 05:33 PM

I thought this was going to be about swills stepdad.
  
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