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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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03-04-2006, 08:06 PM
OK, so today I invited the hot blonde ho round for a lil getting to know you session as I had a free house... I prepared my room for the hell of it just in case I got lucky all in one night rock: but just spend most of the night chattin & watching movies.
Halfway through Pulp Fiction & after a few glasses of red wine I tried moving the convo over to more sexual & interesting stuff... I'd just asked her out so figured I'd get to know her a little & asked how many people she'd been with n how many times etc...
Anyhoo at one point she started telling me about this guy that was kinda smooth & played her, her friends told her about it & she was going out with him at the time. She just acted like she didn't know & was doing some stuff with him one day & as an act of revenge she kinda closed her teeth a little too hard over a piece of this guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face... oOo: oOo: oOo: ed: ed: ed: ed: ed: wallbash: stupid: mad: oOo: ed:
This is the hot blonde ho who I've just asked out & she told me this....... God must be havin a f* laugh with my life or something, I'd be scared to ever let her do stuff & it's put me off playing girls quite a bit. I really like her & still wana go out with her but after she told me that I'm kinda scarred for life. I'm also going to ibiza in a few months & it's a crime not to get laid there even if you have a gf so I'm damn scared now. Mebbe I should invest in some kevlar/solid steel boxors with a safety lock. eek:
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03-04-2006, 08:08 PM
fuck her while she is sane...
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Brigadier General
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03-04-2006, 08:11 PM
fluffy, I would aloow to to chew off my dick
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General of the Army
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03-04-2006, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
fluffy, I would aloow to to chew off my dick
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oOo:
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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03-04-2006, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
fluffy, I would aloow to to chew off my dick
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whip dat bish owt |
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Captain
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03-04-2006, 08:15 PM
You just got yourself into a predicament. Id tell her flat out to never try that shit on you. Then Id fuck her so good she would never even think of doing that.
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03-04-2006, 08:16 PM
just dont fuck her over
she may have just been fuckin with you
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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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03-04-2006, 08:19 PM
if she ever tries to give me a bj i know im gana faint lol
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03-04-2006, 08:46 PM
ask her to get her teeth removed
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03-04-2006, 09:06 PM
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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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General of the Army
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03-04-2006, 10:11 PM
...Just don't cheat on her....I've never understood why some guys find it so hard not to stick their dick in another girls vagina...?
Mind you, chicks aren't throwing themselves at me, so If I cheated I would have to go out of my way to get the ass instead of just "letting it happen," with a girl who is all over me...
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Sergeant
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03-04-2006, 10:21 PM
I believe it was Chris Rock who said, "a man is only as faithful as his options."
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03-04-2006, 10:23 PM
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I believe it was Chris Rock who said, "a man is only as faithful as his options."
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Yes, but he also sang the "I put mah dick in her ear" song.
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sillybeans!
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Captain
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Location: Anaheim, CA
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03-04-2006, 10:24 PM
dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.
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Captain
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03-04-2006, 10:28 PM
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dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.
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"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered. |
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