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Default cooking failures - 03-19-2006, 02:15 PM
yeah, so i was cooking bacon and it all burned and now my house is filled with smoke.

do any of you ever get so frusterated when you cook something and it gets fucked up!? cuss:
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 03:17 PM
ya, but it rarely happens
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 03:31 PM
i dont really cook, except ramen noodles biggrin:
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 03:34 PM
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Default 03-19-2006, 03:39 PM
Cook your bacon in the microwave and you won't fuck it up.
























Most people wouldn't.

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Default 03-19-2006, 03:44 PM
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Cook your bacon in the microwave and you won't fuck it up.
























Most people wouldn't.

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Default 03-19-2006, 04:06 PM
I can't remember once ever fucking up a meal bad enough that I couldn't eat it...I cook for my family most weeknights because they get in late from work and I get in early after uni...So I've cooked a decent amount of meals as well - I love to cook, it's one of my most favourite things.....
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 04:08 PM
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I can't remember once ever fucking up a meal bad enough that I couldn't eat it...I cook for my family most weeknights because they get in late from work and I get in early after uni...So I've cooked a decent amount of meals as well - I love to cook, it's one of my most favourite things.....
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I can't remember once ever fucking up a meal bad enough that I couldn't eat it...I cook for my family most weeknights because they get in late from work and I get in early after uni...So I've cooked a decent amount of meals as well - I love to cook, it's one of my most favourite things.....
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Default 03-19-2006, 04:30 PM
how do you fuck up cooking bacon? oOo: Did you fall asleep or something?
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 04:58 PM
I was cooking beer battered bratwursts just about 20 minutes ago. I left the cover on the pan and the beer overflowed out of the pan and went everywhere.

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Default 03-19-2006, 04:59 PM
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how do you fuck up cooking bacon? oOo: Did you fall asleep or something?
i wasn't watching it and it was on high heat oOo:
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 05:35 PM
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how do you fuck up cooking bacon? oOo: Did you fall asleep or something?
i wasn't watching it and it was on high heat oOo:[/quote:230cc]

Your fault. How in the hell can you walk away from a frying pan loaded with bacon? More kitchen fires are caused by bacon than any other food. Consider yourself lucky. Next time go to Dennys. Just don't forget to bring your gun! oOo:

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Default 03-19-2006, 05:37 PM
my meals usually turn out fine
  
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Default 03-19-2006, 06:11 PM
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my meals usually turn out fine
mine too, I make a mean lunchables
  
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