"Then, The Des Moines Register, which had been contacted by Spaulding-Kruse, called to ask him about the experience. Once the story ran, TV networks began calling.
He also talked with a book agent, has been contacted by New Line Cinema about a movie concept and did a radio interview with National Public Radio."
oOo: This movie makes Snakes on a Plane look like Forrest Gump
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
He couldnt do the full week? What a wuss. . .he could have easily taken his naps in the stalls during the day, and wandered the aisles at night (when the stalls are least likely to be checked - and they freaking post the cleaning schedule inside most Wal-Mart bathrooms).
I could make a movie out of this - get Zach Braff in as the lead (geeky Jew), get Natalie Portman in as love interest (another geeky Jew - but hot). Portman's character works at Wal-Mart, breaks up with the geek Zach - Zach cant see her except at Wal-Mart so he stages his own lil live in. At some point the media get involved. Then a crazed gunman named Shawn attempts to hold the place hostage (Canadian gunman, Wal-Mart located in Michigan) after seeing hot Jew girl on TV. Hilarity ensues from various store altercations.
Bam - easy 30mil at box-office for a movie that would cost 5 or so to make.
Forgive my stupidity but is it 24 hour shopping at WalMart??
If not how the fuck did he manage to stay there that long without being
raped by a security guard????
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":60ad9]Forgive my stupidity but is it 24 hour shopping at WalMart??
If not how the fuck did he manage to stay there that long without being
raped by a security guard????[/quote:60ad9]
Most Wal-Marts (here at least) are 24 hours.
Never know when you're going to need a new set of power-tools.
Honestly - I've had midnight emergencies and if it hadnt been for Wal-Mart, I'd have had to wait 7 hours to take care of business. . . oOo:
ITS BEEN DONE oOo:
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Yep exactly what I thought of when I read it...shit that one even closed AND she had a kid in it
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
if this douchebag hits it big in hollywood for half assing his shitty fuckin spring break im gonna kill myself.....they need to make movies about my spring break in jamaica, not sleeping in a walmart for a night or two wallbash: