humble story time

Simo Häyhä · **humble story time -** 04-09-2006, 06:16 AM

Has anyone here broke into a paralyzed mans house, pissed in his sink, at nearly all his food and smoked 3 packs of cigarettes while watching softcore cable porn?
You havent lived till you've done it

1080jibber · 04-09-2006, 06:54 AM

yes, and i had sex with his dog too!

tomxtr · **Re: humble story time -** 04-09-2006, 07:10 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ff015]Has anyone here broke into a paralyzed mans house, pissed in his sink, at nearly all his food and smoked 3 packs of cigarettes while watching softcore cable porn?
You havent lived till you've done it[/quote:ff015]

Fate catches up with guys like that. See you on mydeathspace.com. beer:

Simo Häyhä · 04-09-2006, 07:15 AM

and i stole his condoms (yes to this day i'm still confused why a paralyzed man had condoms hidden in his rainy day fund box. Furthermore i was 12 at the time and didnt need them either! happy:

Mr.Buttocks · 04-09-2006, 08:39 AM

You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 04-09-2006, 09:22 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4509b]You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!![/quote:4509b]yeh ur a weirdoooooo dance:

Cadet Skippy. · 04-09-2006, 09:27 AM

Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:

Arkan · 04-09-2006, 09:42 AM

Well, i did break into my friends house as a kid and made myself a nice lunch. Then i swam in his pool.

Thats what he gets for leaving his glass sliding door unlocked.

I ended up telling him a year later. He was like "yawn...who cares".

gtboys34 · 04-09-2006, 10:05 AM

nice way to confess your sins

Simo Häyhä · 04-09-2006, 02:23 PM

[quote="Cadet Skippy.":dd3b6]Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:[/quote:dd3b6]
i would often go to his house and make him dinner and keep him company. I figure my good deeds still outweigh my bad

Cadet Skippy. · 04-09-2006, 02:28 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":be8f8][quote="Cadet Skippy.":be8f8]Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:[/quote:be8f8]
i would often go to his house and make him dinner and keep him company. I figure my good deeds still outweigh my bad[/quote:be8f8]

Oh, ok. happy:

Sirus · 04-09-2006, 03:20 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":ff2a0][quote="Cadet Skippy.":ff2a0]Why would you harm an innocent handicape man, you sick bastard annoy:[/quote:ff2a0]
i would often go to his house and make him dinner and keep him company.[/quote:ff2a0]
so thats what those condoms were for...

Pyro · 04-09-2006, 03:25 PM

did you skeet skeet on his couch?

04-09-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

did you skeet skeet on his couch?

what in the vannex fuck are you talking about you pissworm cuntjuice niggeroni and cheese?

see tripper, i can make complicated insults too!

Whatada · 04-09-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez

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Originally Posted by Pyro

did you skeet skeet on his couch?

what in the vannex fuck are you talking about you pissworm cuntjuice niggeroni and cheese?

see tripper, i can make complicated insults too!

Yeah, except Tripper is Matlock at this shit, and you're just a wee piss-ant Gumshoe. Props on the Niggeroni though.

Edit: Btw, WTF @ pissing in his sink... I can understand the rest of the shit, but... eek: