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Sergeant 1st Class
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BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH -
04-28-2006, 09:52 AM
BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Flashing your husband can be dangerous to your health -- and everyone else's.... One woman from Maine found out the hard way. As she dropped her husband off for work, she gave him a kiss, and then, just for luck, she also gave him a quick flash of her breasts.
A passing cabdriver took a look, and then another, and was so intent on looking at the woman's breasts that he lost control of his cab, crashing into a nearby medical building and knocking off a piece of the building -- right onto the woman. Meanwhile, inside the building, a dental technician was cleaning a patients teeth when the cab crashed, and was so startled she jammed the dental pick into a patients mouth -- and he in turn, bit down on her hand so hard that he severed two of her fingers.
"I'm not sure why I did it," the Maine wife said after the incident, "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see it."
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Captain
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04-28-2006, 09:56 AM
** cough cough bullshit cough cough **
The world is my urinal
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Colonel
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04-28-2006, 10:07 AM
lol. final destination device oOo:
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General of the Army
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04-28-2006, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
** cough cough bullshit cough cough **
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Colonel
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04-28-2006, 10:11 AM
What is that fapping sound in the background when Sean Connery says "You're the man now, dog!"?
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Captain
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04-28-2006, 11:00 AM
Yup, local news station says nothing about it, and I know it hasnt happened in the past 8 years or I would have heard about it, what living so close to maine and all. I think this myth has been busted.
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Major General
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04-28-2006, 11:29 AM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":1458b]Yup, local news station says nothing about it, and I know it hasnt happened in the past 8 years or I would have heard about it, what living so close to maine and all. I think this myth has been busted.[/quote:1458b]
Maybe this is why wintersfudge is moving there; he's going to solve this case once and for all!!! ed:
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Administrator
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04-28-2006, 11:43 AM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6efdb]I think this myth has been busted.[/quote:6efdb]
[img]http://www.m5industries.com/images/jamieheadshot.jpg[/img]
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Colonel
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04-28-2006, 11:45 AM
I like your sig snipper
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General of the Army
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04-28-2006, 11:46 AM
That show owns
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Command Sergeant Major
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04-28-2006, 12:05 PM
annoy: eek:
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Major
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04-28-2006, 06:46 PM
lol?
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Senior Member
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04-28-2006, 07:56 PM
wow. now thats a wife who knows what a man wants..
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2nd Lieutenant
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04-28-2006, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
** cough cough bullshit cough cough **
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1st Lieutenant
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04-29-2006, 12:04 AM
Hazardous breast= Karma
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