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Default I want to "skeet" on you (oh yes i do!) - 05-10-2006, 11:24 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12503123/

oops, HE did it again!!!

Damn, what are the chances of me hittin it? wallbash:
  
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Default 05-10-2006, 11:25 PM
wtf is with having kids so close together...
  
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Default 05-10-2006, 11:26 PM
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wtf is with having kids so close together...
she is a nympho.
  
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Default 05-10-2006, 11:26 PM
kevin has 4 kids!!! I think he is the official "hollywood babymaker".
  
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Default 05-10-2006, 11:30 PM
saw this, this morning was gonna mention it but feared tgb! putting on some peter cetera and rushing to her aid like a night in shining armor from a long time ago.

she can face some SERIOUS complications after having a c section and getting pregnant again so fast.

The doctors told my wife to take at least 2 years.

But you know trailer trash, its ingrained in their dna to start poppin out kids left n right

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Default 05-11-2006, 12:12 AM
what the fuck is with women with C sections..either give birth the right way or dont fuck at all.
  
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Default 05-11-2006, 01:43 AM
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The doctors told my wife to take at least 2 years.

But you know trailer trash, its ingrained in their dna to start poppin out kids left n right
Well take charge and remind ur wife what the doctors said ffs... annoy:
  
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Default 05-11-2006, 05:14 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":073a6]
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The doctors told my wife to take at least 2 years.

But you know trailer trash, its ingrained in their dna to start poppin out kids left n right
Well take charge and remind ur wife what the doctors said ffs... annoy:[/quote:073a6]
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Default 05-11-2006, 07:08 AM
gg triple post you dumbshit.

and my wife and I have common fucking sense. she now has the pill and I wrap it up since after weve had our kid.

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Default 05-11-2006, 07:39 AM
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gg triple post you dumbshit.

and my wife and I have common fucking sense. she now has the pill and I wrap it up since after weve had our kid.
does the condom still last when you finish off with your trademark Donkey punches?

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Default 05-11-2006, 08:14 AM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":af046]
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gg triple post you dumbshit.

and my wife and I have common fucking sense. she now has the pill and I wrap it up since after weve had our kid.
does the condom still last when you finish off with your trademark Donkey punches?[/quote:af046]

LOL DANZA SLAP!

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Default 05-11-2006, 08:45 AM
Now they'll have 2 kids to drop on their heads. My prediction is that they're split before the baby. dance:
  
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Default 05-11-2006, 11:20 AM
Skeet is such a charming term
  
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Default 05-11-2006, 01:41 PM
She has a C section so as not to get fat and or not have a pussy like a wizzards sleeve
  
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Default 05-11-2006, 01:51 PM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":e845e]She has a C section so as not to get fat and or not have a pussy like a wizzards sleeve[/quote:e845e]
ahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaa
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