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Default Bruised and bleeding calf - 06-30-2006, 08:35 PM
My friend just just shot me in the calf with a real blow dart (200 feet per second). It bruised instantly and it's bleeding too. It doesn't hurt though.


Do any of you have friends that are sadists?
  
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Jin you should do stand up.
  
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Default 06-30-2006, 09:43 PM
I hope you took the dart and stabbed him in the stomach with it. If I had a "friend" do that to me he would be in lots more pain than i would be.
  
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Default 06-30-2006, 09:51 PM
Shoot him in the Nutz with the Dart, and film the Reaction then put it on the iNterWebz.
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Default 06-30-2006, 10:49 PM
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Shoot him in the Nutz with the Dart, and film the Reaction then put it on the iNterWebz.
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Default Re: Bruised and bleeding calf - 06-30-2006, 11:13 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":dad9b]My friend just just shot me in the calf with a real blow dart (200 feet per second). It bruised instantly and it's bleeding too. It doesn't hurt though.


Do any of you have friends that are sadists?[/quote:dad9b][img]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/harrypotter_poster.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-30-2006, 11:17 PM
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Shoot him in the Nutz with the Dart, and film the Reaction then put it on the iNterWebz.
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Default 06-30-2006, 11:58 PM
heres what you should do, run him over with a bicycle
  
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go relax in your jacuzzi in your own house

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Default Re: Bruised and bleeding calf - 07-01-2006, 01:02 AM
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My friend just just shot me in the calf with a real blow dart (200 feet per second). It bruised instantly and it's bleeding too. It doesn't hurt though.


Do any of you have friends that are sadists?
[img]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/harrypotter_poster.jpg[/img][/quote:18ea4]

Rofl, I wonder why they kept Hagrid as a whitie.
  
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Default Re: Bruised and bleeding calf - 07-01-2006, 02:39 AM
[quote="Jin-Roh":00adf]My friend just just shot me in the calf with a real blow dart (200 feet per second). It bruised instantly and it's bleeding too. It doesn't hurt though.


Do any of you have friends that are sadists?[/quote:00adf]

We once shot my friend 30 times bare ass from 5 feet out with a paintball gun...does this count?
  
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Default 07-01-2006, 04:53 AM
was it poison? Jump in front of a train just to be sure.
  
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