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07-18-2006, 09:21 PM
Yo
check this bs,
It was my mates 21st so he came down from London to go clubbing with me & a few other lads. He says he's bringing 7 girlies & one which I may be rather partial to. One of the guys I'm going clubbing with has only ever actually had one straight girlfriend, as it seems to be a fashion here in England for all the girls of 16-18 to be BI or gay...
Anyhoo we went clubbing & had a pretty gd time, but I sorta got the impression that these 7 young ladies weren't quite the ticket. After being shot down once by some other bish who had a bf, (whats the point of going clubbing if you have a bf?) & turning another fat slag down. I decided to try & entice this particular girlie my mate brought down from London. I managed to dance with her n kiss her & all that bs & get her number, she's a smart girl & a trainee eingineer... I was hoping to go back to my mates motel & make babies with her but it wasn't so.
When I left the club I was saying goodbye to everyone it suddenly struck me that these 7 hoes my mate brought down were all dikes. Even the bish I pulled was busy snogging some other girl as I saw her when I left. rolleyes: cuss: cuss: rolleyes: cuss: wallbash: wallbash:
What in the name of sweet Jesus is going on? Do I have to turn gay & kiss other guys to make girls jealous? Doing that lesbian shyt doesn't make me jealous it just pisses me off... Or perhaps I should go out dressed in drag with some fake tits. Anyhoo this utlra fat, butch, bitch called me gay when she saw me kissing this girl & I just thought WTF!!! There's me, a guy kissing a girl & I'm being called gay? I clearly remember saying to my mate in the club that even Cassanova couldn't weasel his way out of this one. Here we are dancing with 7 gay girls & my ex gf & her bf & a load of guys, what the fk are we meant to do??? annoy:
I think that this country has finally reached the limit, has the disease spread to the rest of the world & do you guys have to put up with this bs?
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07-18-2006, 09:25 PM
maybe if wanted to have sex look in a very dark alley for some skank
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07-18-2006, 09:29 PM
It's worked in pubs before, I do not require alleys, unless it happens to be a girls particular passage.
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07-18-2006, 09:43 PM
So what? 7 chicks are lezzies, who cares mang, there's tons of girls out there who are straight and want a good time, perhaps even more. I'm thinking about settling down with my gf, so i don't know oOo:
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07-18-2006, 09:46 PM
you should have offered that chick and the girl she was 'snogging' a genuine opportunity to sample a portion of your cock. that way, they both have a weird and experimental tale to tell their other dyke folk. when that happens, you'll be in like Flynn.
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Re: I fkn hate lesbians -
07-18-2006, 10:09 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8074e]...has the disease spread to the rest of the world & do you guys have to put up with this bs?[/quote:8074e]
Not this country. If you don't mind the yellow skins, come over here. You can sleep in my garage.  They love whitie.
Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
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07-18-2006, 10:13 PM
Id fuck a hot lesbian chick if i got the chance.
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Re: I fkn hate lesbians -
07-18-2006, 10:42 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":b889c]7 gay girls & my ex gf & her bf & a load of guys, [/quote:b889c]
and you still went? ffs thats a sign right there that your little adventure was doomed from the start
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07-18-2006, 10:59 PM
hahaha england is gay
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07-19-2006, 12:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HeadUp
hahaha england is gay
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lol
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07-19-2006, 12:51 AM
I've yet to run into this problem bunny. Therefore i will report that Washington state is relativly free of lesbos that club with groups of guys while secretly checking out chicks.
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07-19-2006, 01:35 AM
you hate lesbians i hate Lebs. same shit
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07-19-2006, 02:08 AM
man: "what procedure was the lesbian in hospital for?"
other man: "was it a strapadychtomy?"
man: "yes...yes it was."
loney:
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07-19-2006, 02:08 AM
Swill could have come in fucking handy for something here.
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07-19-2006, 03:27 AM
that sucks man, allthough alot of girls these days seem more inclined to be bi or have some sort of lesbian expierience while in college here...i have only ran into a very few number of full blown lesbos that were actually hot...most dykes i have met were nasty.
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